Yogurt as far as the eye can see
Apparently it's a common problem for people who move to Denmark that most cartons that look like they contain milk or juice actually contain yogurt. "This has fruits on it. Surely this is juice" Nope, fruity yogurt. "The stuff that comes out of this carton is super runny. Surely this is milk" Nope, runny yogurt. Danes love yogurt.
Hint, look for the word "mælk". It might say Minimælk, Sødmælk, Skummemælk and so on, but if the letters "mælk" are in there somewhere you can be relatively sure it's milk. I have seen yogurt milk too though, so be careful.
25th January 2018
Brother Canada: Hey, what's up?
Sister Canada: I need your help. Can you come here?
Brother Canada: I can't. I'm buying milk.
Sister Canada: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Brother Canada: I can't find them.
Sister Canada: What do you mean you can't find them?
Brother Canada: I can't find them. There's only yogurt.
Sister Canada: What do you mean "there's only yogurt"?
Brother Canada: It means there's only yogurt.
Sister Canada: Well then get out of the yogurt aisle!
Brother Canada: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (moves to the next aisle) There's more yogurt!
Sister Canada: What do you mean "there's more yogurt"?!
Brother Canada: There's just more yogurt!
Sister Canada: Go into the next aisle!
Brother Canada: (moves to the next aisle) There's still yogurt!
Sister Canada: Where are you right now?!
Brother Canada: I'm at yogurt!
Sister Canada: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT YOGURT"?!
Brother Canada: I MEAN I'M AT YOGURT!
Sister Canada: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Brother Canada: I'M AT THE YOGURT STORE!
Sister Canada: WHY ARE YOU BUYING MILK AT THE YOGURT STORE?!