Kiss Kiss

Ok, but I would buy these dolls if they were put in merch

@epic-pineapple-power Same here

And then the denmark doll turns his head and kisses america's boob and america drops the dolls screaming

I'm more concerned about why she has those dolls and where she got them...

@DanishPride voodoo.

@DanishPride #9784468

...Sure what you really want to know is if Humon is having them made, and where to buy some of your own? ^_^

@KofodDane I know it's kind of weird, but honestly America is so large geographically and has such a widespread population that naming all the towns are kind of hard because we don't want to be too repetitive (We have 22 cities named Springfield alone) and we aren't creative enough to think of our own names so we start borrowing names from other countries and cities in other countries like Paris Texas, Cairo Illinois, China Texas, etc. etc. We have a TON of towns is the point I'm driving at.

still a better love story than twilight.

@VanessaLeskinen all love stories are better than twilight ;-;

@potatoe4life
True

@potatoe4life Of course

@potatoe4life even mine ;(

Her breasts tho.

Sister America's Chihuahua is literally the cutest thing ever.

and yet no one gives a damn fuck on how adorable her chihuahua is

@potatoe4life I do

@tigercub123 good boy :>

@potatoe4life me too

@SchrodySweden also good boy :>

@potatoe4life Me three!

*nosebleed*

Dull, in Scotland, is now sister-city to Boring, Oregon. Really.

@Danelaw That is either the funniest thing I've ever heard, or the lamest fun fact in the world.