Overcautious Dad or

Geez, Dad! Would a "good job, son!" every now and again kill you? This is why we act out!

Also, this comic is a year and a half old? Why am I just seeing it now?

@TheFunBoy3Version you're seeing it now cause it was only on Facebook before it was finally put on the main site, there were a few comics that were only on Facebook and then put on the main site

@TheFunBoy3Version Yes. Yes, it would kill him to admit that America has done some genuinely cool things. Remember his reaction to the moon landing? Talk about high standards...

NOT THE MONKEY TAG-

I thought Bonobos were considered monkeys, not apes? (Goes to Google) Okay, so they are technically apes, considered a subspecies of Chimpanzee.

They also hump everything and everyone all day long. They matriarchal, and genetically speaking they are our closest relatives in the primate world (commonly thought to be the standard chimps, but no, it's the horndog bonobos.)

@Hinoron don't you know, apes are monkeys

Why did he learn the monkey to start fires? Because f*ck you, that's why!

Riiight, let's teach rain forest apes to start fires. It's not like they would burn down more than people already do, right? So what could possibly go wrong?

I love how the monkey had his own tag I don't know why that is funny to me