The Badasses

Love Svalbard! He strikes me as the kind of guy who'd survive a zombie apocalypse, help rebuild the world, then go back to whatever he was doing before it all went down.

"and if you are not within stabbing distance, he will snipe you from across the city". NO HE WILL SNIPE YOU FROM ACROSS SEVERAL COUNTRIES!!! https://satwcomic.com/coffee-thief

@elinbet I challenged Simo Häyhä to rise from the dead and shoot the International Space Station. As an incentive, I included the fact that there's a lot of Russians on board. So if the International Space Station experiences a sudden pressure loss and goes down, I guess I started it.

@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan First you just have to figure out how to rise the dead

@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan OMG. A couple weeks ago, they discovered a small hole in the side of the ISS. They had to close part of it off. What have you been up to?!

A lot of commenters are saying how Åland isn't badass. I think that not seeming badass makes him ever more so, he'll surprise you and catch you off guard. Plus badass people who fight for their loved ones are the best ^ ^

@ScottishHetalianCat I Agree

@ScottishHetalianCat fuck yea!
anyone can be a 'bad ass' and anyone can be a 'good person,' but when someone is both theyre truly Great x3
((like the previous comic, Just Another Morning.)) x3

We need more Svalbard!

(about Finland) "and if you are not within stabbing distance, he will snipe you from across the city."
You mean from across the *continent. (refer https://satwcomic.com/coffee-thief)

[Edit] Ah, someone else commented that already... I'll leave it here either way.

I think greenland is badass too

@Agpalinguarsuaq Yeah, but I think they were going for the people that were badass like ALL THE TIME. Greenland does have his badass moments, (I mean, all characters do, even Denmark has beaten people up) but he’s not like badass all the freaking time like Finland or the others in this. But your right, Greenland can certainly be badass. The Nordic Winners comic is all you need to know to think that.

Svalbard would probably be half-russian seeing as how russians make up the largest ethnicity and roughly on size with the norwegian one on the islands.

@Svenskefan I don't think that there are that many russians living there now though

@Bruskork Not anymore? Did you kick them out? Did the mines run dry? Is it too Cold during the Winter and they Went home?

@Svenskefan According to wikipedia, there are about 2000 norwegians and 500 russians now. They had a mining community called Pyramiden that had 1000 people at the most, that is now closed down. Maybe the mines ran dry. I suppose the cold didn't help neighter, but as there is plenty of cold in Russia allready, I don't think that was the main reason.

@Bruskork I always thought Pyramiden was Swedish :O

Simo Hayha reference

Can I join the crew? I'm cool. *gets knocked out with one punch*

@Mikhails I admit I'm not much for hand-to-hand, but I'm pretty good with a sniper scope if I do say so myself.
(Not just in Fallout 4, I mean.)

Svalbard will win

i love all of them