Too hot for this world

I would like to answer all faroe's question:
F : WHERE AM I ??
A : you are in finland's sauna
F : WHY IS IT SO HOT ??
A : the purpose of sauna is to make you sweat from the heat
F : WHAT IS GOING ON?
A : u just enjoying finland's new sauna with your nordic buddies..
F : I FORGOT HOW I GOT HERE!!
A : finland invited u.. And u came by your self.. Probably by boat..
F : IS THIS HELL??
A : no, you're in finland now.. Not in norway ( HELL a village in norway)
F : WHY AM I IN HELL??
A : i said.. You're in finland!!! not norway...

I'm in suspense, I need to know whose helicopter came out on top XD

OH MY MACARONI AND CHEESUS
HOW DO YOU MAKE ICELAND SO GODDAMN ATTARCTIVE SOMETIMES
HE A FKN CARTOON BUT HE'S MY FIRST MALE CRUSH IN 5 MONTHS
HOW DO YOU DO THAT

(Actually FKN is the name of my band, but you pronounce each letter in our name. Oh, we're most peculiar.)

@Giraffe
You should see him in the bondage straps in one of the recent comics, you'll love it

A sauna doesn`t nessecarily need to be inside a house. In Finland we have portable saunas (sauna boats, sauna trucks etc.) and a sort of festival for them...because who would want to travel without a sauna?
Check it out at: http://sauna-ajot.com/index.php/in-english

No, really, most of them are created for fun or because aquiring the permisson to build one to the yard would be annoying.
I think it just shows how much we love our saunas.

I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT A SAUNA FOR A MONTH
I NEED IT
NOW

@suomalainen That is amazing.

@suomalainen Sauna boats and sauna trucks :O That is so cooooool i wan't a sauna truck!

@DanielMarMagnusson Or would you prefer a sauna on top of your car, air plane sauna, an army-tet sauna or perhaps a phonebooth sauna? Many of the saunas are also created inside tractors or mini vans. Choose one to your liking

@suomalainen Oh, and by the way, it`s not just boats and trucks, but also an airplane sauna, a phonebooth sauna, an army-tent sauna and a sauna inside a sidecar of a motorbike. Most of the saunas are inside of tractors or mini vans, but the creations are getting out of hand...
We really love our saunas.
It has to be one of the most social gatherings of finns. Many saunas, people are mostly naked, and there`s a lot of booze. Such happy times!

HAHA... That is so true... 20.degrees and i´m cooking..

When my family moved to Australia and father bought a house, the first thing he did was build a sauna in the back garden. Never mind that summers can get up to 45 degrees C where I live. We. must. have. sauna....

@Fenniroz huh, moved to Aus you say? where 'bouts were you from?

@emptyribcage
Moved from freezing Lapland to frying Perth (from -44 deg C to 44 deg C in 1 month). Amazing what humans can adjust to.

I can relate.
And I just noticed Faroes' little crucifix XD

My rule of thumb with problems in sauna: More löyly*!
( *i.e. make the (perceived) temperature rise by casting water on the stove and/or heating the stove up more. )

Too crowded or just bad company? More löyly! - Some will probably leave immediately and everyone else will too sooner rather than later.
Someone misbehaving? More löyly! - Can't misbehave when you feel like melting.
Awkward and/or werid thoughts about nudity? More löyly! - Can't consentrate on other people's bodyparts when your owns are burning.
Someone sitting on the stove? ... I must admit I have never seen that, but I suppose cranking up the heat is a solution for that one too.

"Heat makes Nordics a little weird on their head."
What it makes to Finland?
Well, Finland can do smalltalk only in sauna.

Damn Norway and Denmark, stop that! XD
And Iceland is soo chill, i mean, he can walk on lava so what's a sauna for him?

@AngryMetalhead Bahahahahah xD