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Viking Blood


Denmark has the largest sperm bank in the world, and his largest patron is England.

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Suggestion by Diti.
Illustrated by Verity.

12th November 2015

Tagged in Denmark England Dayvi Verity


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jakobdam

34 M
2 years ago #9422568        
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Once upon a time, our ancestors sailed to England to rape the women and plunder the rich. Nowadays, we just send our sperm by air mail, and the English people pays up when we send them the bills.

We have indeed evolved - much easier, less screaming and more profitable. What's not to like? ^_^

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2 years ago #9423023        
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Well the Danes always had very good seamen..

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2 years ago #9431032        
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"Oh my, what a beautiful baby you have here!"

"Doctor, what gend-"

"Congratulations, it's a Viking!"

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10 months ago #9509084        
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Why steal? Or use a sperm bank. Denmark will shag you for free

1 year ago #9481697        
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When I first saw this I thought she was just stealing his socks.

Clampity

22 F
2 years ago #9424315        
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The Vikings at cuming the Vikings are cuming!

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2 years ago #9422424        
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Just another example of history repeating itself. Male Vikings were highly admired amongst Anglo-Saxon women from all social classes, especially due to how hygienic and well-groomed the Vikings were, compared to their neighboring peoples.

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2 years ago #9422396        
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This makes me feel inadequate as an American. Time to do my part and beat Denmark.

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1 year ago #9438579        
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i dont think she needs to run. denmark is probably ok with it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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JAKE

18 M
1 year ago #9434611        
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And here I was thinking she was innocently collecting his laundry and garbage.

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