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Viking Blood


Denmark has the largest sperm bank in the world, and his largest patron is England.


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Suggestion by Diti.
Illustrated by Verity.
Denmark Verity England Dayvi
12th November 2015
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6 years ago #9422568        
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Once upon a time, our ancestors sailed to England to rape the women and plunder the rich. Nowadays, we just send our sperm by air mail, and the English people pays up when we send them the bills.

We have indeed evolved - much easier, less screaming and more profitable. What's not to like? ^_^


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6 years ago #9423023        
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Well the Danes always had very good seamen..


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6 years ago #9431032        
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"Oh my, what a beautiful baby you have here!"

"Doctor, what gend-"

"Congratulations, it's a Viking!"


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5 years ago #9509084        
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Why steal? Or use a sperm bank. Denmark will shag you for free

5 years ago #9481697        
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When I first saw this I thought she was just stealing his socks.

6 years ago #9422424        
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Just another example of history repeating itself. Male Vikings were highly admired amongst Anglo-Saxon women from all social classes, especially due to how hygienic and well-groomed the Vikings were, compared to their neighboring peoples.


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4 years ago #9650849        
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Thus America was born


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6 years ago #9424315        
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The Vikings at cuming the Vikings are cuming!


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6 years ago #9422396        
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This makes me feel inadequate as an American. Time to do my part and beat Denmark.


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3 years ago #9794093        
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I heard about this some time ago in a German late night show, due to the exit of Britain, they will no longer receive sperm donations and the host starts to make jokes along the line of:´" that´s what you get for trying to leave, now we will simply close up your sperm supplies, so you have to use your own gene pool for reproduction", whilst simultaneously showing a picture of a stereotypical Brit.

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America wearing England's shirt