2017 Anthology

On behalf of every Finn, I just drop this link here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AA7Ub1c2cI

I heard this joke about this!
"Finland is the happiest country because all the sad people kill themselves"

Where is sister finland? At least she can smile...

I'm so damn lazy I'm just gonna copypaste my comment from FB here:

Well, I'm pretty certain I'd be a lot less happy someplace where I would be persecuted daily for BS reasons, couldn't express my opinion freely, had to pay a fortune to study, lived in a shack with walls and roof made of corrugated iron, and my drinking water consisted of local sewage.
We Finns might not be Stepford smilers who go on through every day with a fake, mirthless grin plastered on our faces, but all things considered, we have it pretty good.
Everyone in this country is free to disagree with me, but for all I care, they can move abroad and pursue a truer form of happiness there, to which they are wholly entitled. Me and the rest of the people who think like me will look at all we have and say, in the words of the mighty Cimmerian himself:

"I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, I am content."

Well, apart from the slaying.

@DarkMage7280 Seems like you do know what is best in life, then.

@Corbeau Nothing beats crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.
Well, that and hamburgers.

We should all learn from Finland and embrace the joy of stabbing things!

Perkele indeed.

Don`t forget that ;
Finland is also the most stable country in the world 2018
http://fundforpeace.org/fsi/data/

Finland is the freest country in the world together with Sweden and Norway.
Finland is the safest country in the world.
Finland has the best governance in the world.
Finland has the least organised crime in the world.
Finland has the most personal freedom and choice in the world.
..........
https://www.stat.fi/ajk/satavuotiassuomi/suomimaailmankarjessa_en.html

So It is little difficult to be modest

Have you ever considered that maybe we Finns only look happy? Have you?

@OnkelFinland #9749489

Well------Do you?

@OnkelFinland You mean that is you happy face?

@Carewolf Yes. Doesn't it show?

@OnkelFinland yeah.. Finnish can look happy and sad at the same time... Lol..

No wonder.
If you can stab everything that annoys you immediately, of course you are happy.
Stab stabidy stab.
But we here in non-Finland-Europe, we are unfortunately not allowed to carry knives above a certain blade lenght, which kind of takes the fun out of it.
So we have to resort to garden hoes and fire axes instead.
That makes us kind of unhappy.
:-(

@minando Still it might be happier than having firearms instead lol

@minando Well I mean. I got Bosnian Dagger, from Bosnia (F&*# Hertsegovina). I quess its too small.

@minando You probably know this, but carrying knives in public is illegal in Finland.

@DarkMage7280 unless it is for a legit reason..

@snow2nose
As in tool with scandigrind. and not bayonet of 8 inches..

that said my kinfe there is about... oh noes.. well lets just say that i did some cooking
with the M95.

@snow2nose oh, god....

Oooh! May have to buy it!