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It was very important to me that England would dart Ireland over some trivial bullshit.

11th May 2016

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1 year ago #9482806        
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There is a problem when one of your biggest museums is just shit you stole from everybody else.

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1 year ago #9483018        
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At least England returned the stuff he stuff he stole to Ireland. It's more than he does for most countries.

Greece: Does this mean we can have the Parthenon marbles back?
India: And Tipu Sultan's sword and the Koh-i-noor diamond?
Egypt: I'll be happy if u give me literally anything back, so that my Pyramids won't be big empty cardboard boxes anymore.

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1 year ago #9482792        
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This might be a stretch but this is why the Dementors went after Harry Potter and not Ron Weasley. Lol...

1 year ago #9482847        
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i just moved to ireland and i heard a funny version of how they got their freedom or whatever at work, couldn't help to picture it with your characters x) guess it was during first or second world war, while england was busy fighting, ireland came and asked for their freedom and england was like "yeah yeah, do whatever you want, we're busy!" xD

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1 year ago #9482778        
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My mom did this with gift advent calendars every christmas when I was a kid, because I was too young to remember anyway... :D She had to stop when I was about five and I started remembering last year's items, and said "Now I have FIVE wise men for the nativity scene!"

Ulliowl

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1 year ago #9512437        
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Yes, Gingers have no soul so in the Zombie apocalypse they will be safe. The zombies can see them the cannot figure out if they are food or not.

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1 year ago #9482882        
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This is Anglo-Irish politics in under twenty seconds.

1 year ago #9483230        
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When i was 16 they finally decided i needed my tonsils removed (after 2 years of sore thoats/throat infections) so i'm in the theatre and the aneasthatist gives me the shot in the drip and tells me to count backwards from 10 slowy, i get to 1 and then say, now what ? To this day i still remember the look of shock on his face !!
Though i dont remember much of it, i started to come round as they were wheeling me out of theatre, i've not ginger i'm brown haired, and my medical notes actually mention this incident, as another operation later on the surgeon mentioned it.
(I've had barely any throat issues since even though people without tonsils are supposed to get more so i'm told)

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1 year ago #9482961        
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Funny thing about tranquilizers is they need to be specifically made for their target. Too little dose, and it either has no effect or takes much longer to activate (and if you shoot and hit them multiple times, you might OD them), and too much, you might accidentally kill the target. Even among humans, a different dosage would be required for a 120 lb person vs a 250 lb person.

This is also why anesthesiologists are paid bank.

1 year ago #9482770        
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It is because they have no soul, so there is more storage space for the pain.
(It's a joke).

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