Inspired by this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUMd3p4FNms
It’s was made by a Norwegian comedy group, Raske Menn, and is making fun of the stereotype that people from Denmark are all a bunch a porn loving perverts, so it’s in perfect SatW spirit.
The song is supposed to be a mix of Danish and English, but as a Dane I would say it’s more a mix of Danish, English and Norwegian, so already the first time I heard it I imagined Denmark and Norway singing. And of course Sweden is the guy trying to stop them.
Actually, stabbing your eyes out is a bad idea, Sweden, because then you won't be able to see anything else to get your mind off of your.. Er... Issues.
KRyptic, if you learn Norwegian, you'll be able to get written Danish and spoken Swedish reasonably well. Basically it's spoken Swedish, spelled like Danish. Obviously, there are a few more differences, but it's not far from the truth. After learning Norwegian, and I wasn't even fluent, just proficient, I could follow along with Swedish conversations (I later learned Swedish, so now I can read it, too), and Danish newspapers (I've never studied Danish at all, so I still can't understand them when they talk).