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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:


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15th June 2010
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4 years ago #9438031        
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Are you sure you didn´t just choose this comparison because it works out so much better for Danes than the landmass thing...? :D

2 years ago #9640629        
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If that is how we measure it, then I dread to think what China must be like


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lbisno1

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2 years ago #9598407        
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Poor Iceland needs 3 huge Hummer cars and a room full of penises to make himself feel secure.

5 months ago #9811192        
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What if we look at the population density instead?

Norway - 15.5
Finland - 16.0
Åland - 18.4
Sweden - 21.5
You could convert those straight to centimeters, huh?
Iceland - 3.2
Ehh

But wait, am i missing someone?

Denmark - 131.0


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2 years ago #9716396        
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If average penis size is directly proportional to population, then I hate to think of what China would be like.


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2 years ago #9635036        
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I like how Iceland got embarrassed in the first panel and left quickly in the second panel. XD

3 years ago #9588213        
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I'll still love you Iceland!

4 years ago #9441237        
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Then China must be John Holmes!XD

4 years ago #9427765        
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Man, it's always delightful to see Finland sniggering, chuckling, smirking or smiling,
even if it is in an evil and malevolent fashion or at the expense of other... *coughs* Sweden...

4 years ago #9423119        
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Penis museum...
...Compensation...


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