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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.
Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.
In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000
Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others.
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*.
This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:
Iceland Denmark Aland Norway Sweden Finland
15th June 2010
islenskkona
8 years ago #9438031
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Are you sure you didn´t just choose this comparison because it works out so much better for Danes than the landmass thing...?
5 years ago #9811192
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What if we look at the population density instead?
Norway - 15.5
Finland - 16.0
Åland - 18.4
Sweden - 21.5
You could convert those straight to centimeters, huh?
Iceland - 3.2
Ehh
But wait, am i missing someone?
Denmark - 131.0
Norway - 15.5
Finland - 16.0
Åland - 18.4
Sweden - 21.5
You could convert those straight to centimeters, huh?
Iceland - 3.2
Ehh
But wait, am i missing someone?
Denmark - 131.0
7 years ago #9640629
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If that is how we measure it, then I dread to think what China must be like
7 years ago #9598407
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Poor Iceland needs 3 huge Hummer cars and a room full of penises to make himself feel secure.
6 years ago #9731163
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I'm not sure that China or India would be anatomically possible unless we're using a log scale.
6 years ago #9716396
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If average penis size is directly proportional to population, then I hate to think of what China would be like.
7 years ago #9635036
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I like how Iceland got embarrassed in the first panel and left quickly in the second panel. XD
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