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"So, what do you plan to do with your life?"

"I plan on donating my penis to a museum in Iceland!" : )

Doo-da-ba-doo-da-ba-daa, whack for the daddy O, whack for the daddy O, there's a penis in the jar

They’re acting like they’ve never seen a penis...

@ApplesRock Well, not in a jar

I feel like Iceland's obsession with penises is going to go too far, and he's going to start stalking Denmark to try and get a 'donation'. Then when Denmark gets forced down on the ground and Iceland pulls his pants down, then Iceland looks and is like "Aww damn. I really wanted the penis of a country." and he walks away feeling sad.

Okay Humon, what is "Drjoli", and why do the rest of the boys look even MORE horrified when Iceland said it?
It looks like there's a good joke in there that's flying over the heads of we poor English speakers. :P

EDIT (After a year of waiting): Google Translate gives me nothing.

@Hinoron to put you out of your misery (if you see this): Drjóli is a (rude) slang term for penis in icelandic, usually (but not always) for a big one. You could call a person this and it would be the same as calling them a bellend in England (not much used).

@ManicBeard
Thank you... for teaching me TWO new words. :P

@Hinoron looks like you have much to learn in the department of insulting others. :P

@ManicBeard
O_o
I feel like that's a field I can live with not becoming an expert in.

@Hinoron I was only poking a little fun at you. Not insulting people is a fine choice.

@ManicBeard
And I am playfully bantering back. We're good. ^_^

@Hinoron Bloody Canadians being so damn *nice*

@weelydangle

As a nation, we achieved our independence by asking nicely and being patient enough to do it in stages. That's RARE in global history. Why tarnish a GOOD stereotype?

@Hinoron

*Looks at dumpster fire that is Brexitland*

Good question.

Did anybody notice Iceland wasn’t sparkling O-O ;-;

HE. NAMED. THE. PENIS.

@BadgeOfBall That' a sentence I never thought I'd read in my lifetime.

@BadgeOfBall @Xordic
o_o?
>_>
o_o;;
is it just a western thing..? i thought EVERYONE named their penis >.>;;

And what we have here in Germany: Museums about bread and beer ;-;

@RandomFella Well, you have a cologne museum, a chocolate museum, the wall museum,the BMW museum and a lot of cool things.

@JTTWloverchinese Totally forgot about them xD I was even in the chocolate museum...

The fact that he named it...

@Mikhails maybe it was the name of the, ahem, previous owner

@TheyCallMeMo What a poor previous owner. I wonder if it was given voluntarily or not...

@Mikhails it was given voluntarily. In fact, there were 2 volunteers.

@satwnhetafangirl Why?

@Bluesamurai why not

@TheyCallMeMo
Hopefully not the name of the previous owner, because drjóli means... um... yeah, it means penis.

@SelfSexual If it was the name of the previous owner he would've been a very unlucky and often picked on person

@Mikhails I know right xd

ahhh that weird museum has turned our country into a joke hasint it ? XD

@IcelandicDrunkard do you guys have a koala or a kangaroo dick yet? if not ill probably mail one over.