The goonalympics... perchance?

I perfer birth control @Germany_Genie

so they make babies evry time,,,,,wohw @SATWKID

In Paris, they made the beds in the Olympic village out of flimsy cardboard to stop them from banging.
As if the world's most athletic, fit young people could be stopped by unstable beds...

@FrankNStein that's a myth. They actually made beds out of cardboard to be environmentally conscious. Then the internet got hold of the fact and ran wild with it. And some news outlets too.

the "freaklympics"

When you put a bunch of teens and twenty-somethings together - ones who have self-selected themselves as the humans who most enjoy using their bodies and have dedicated their entire lives to same - and now they are finally free to use them for a new and different kind of physical enjoyment, of COURSE there are going to be orgies.

Hell, once their competitions are over, I've heard they go a little nuts and stuff themselves with (until now) forbidden McDonald's.

As an person who was new at SATW,this is crazzyyyy

I always knew I should have been an Olympic athlete. A little late to start now, I think. It's probably for the best.

You put these young people together at the peak of humanities physical shape, what do you think will happen?

I am not in the least bit surprised.