Speaking as an American, I hear our notorious orange-skinned felon is visiting you...
If you could do us all a favor and make sure he doesn't come back, that'd be great. Probably better for both countries, actually. If he's stuck there, he'll be blowing a ton of our money to keep being there, and that keeps him out of OUR hair and screwing things up even worse. Maybe if the airport he used became unusable for some completely legitimate reason?
@AmericanButterfly Well, the Orange blob kept trying to make him his own, which Ottawa is not fond of. So Ottawa savaged him and then decided he didn't want to be anywhere remotely close...
As an American who enjoys crocheting, I was half-expecting this cartoon to be about the differences between American and British crochet terminology with Sister America not being able to understand why what she made looks very different from what Sister England made although they used the exact same pattern. Someone who's unaware that there's a difference between American and British crochet -- and Sister America (bless her heart) does strike me as the kind of person who would be unaware of this! -- will end up being very confused. There is no such thing in British crochet as the single crochet stitch (abbreviated as SC in American crochet patterns). The stitch that Americans call single crochet, the British call double crochet. The stitch that Americans call the half-double (HDC), the British call the half-treble (HTC). The stitch which Americans call the double crochet, the British call the treble crochet. (That's just for starters.)
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