Because everybody knows that Australians carry a wombat around in their kangaroo.
I couldn’t decide if I should go with the “All Australians are surfers” stereotype, or if it should be the Crocodile Dundee type, so I decided to mix them.
- Their poop os cube-shaped
- An ancestor of today's wombats was a giant the size of a rhinoceros
- They are absolutely crazy for chocolate biscuits to the point that they'll bowl you over (don't let their "medium-sized dog" size fool you, they're EXTREMELY strong and have a low center of gravity) if you get between a wombat and a source of chocolate biscuits!
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