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Denmark, you asshole.

Historians used to discuss how the Norwegians were treated while Norway was part of Denmark. Were they treated like fellow and equal Danes, or did the Danish nobles suppress the Norwegians people?
Today it’s agreed that it was a mix of both. The Norwegians were treated as fellow and equal Danes, unfortunately the Danes were already being suppressed by the Danish nobles.

Non the less it was obvious who was Denmark’s favourite, and when Denmark lost Norway to Sweden, Denmark’s treatment of Iceland, Greenland and the Faroe Islands suddenly worsened tenfold.

So Denmark did not take the loss of Norway well. Instead of just moving on, he took it out on all the not-Norways left in his house.


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12th September 2010
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3 years ago #9393878        
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But Iceland, Greenland and the faroe islands were Norway (just look at the flags), remember, Norwegians was the explorer vikings and we basically settled down everywhere (we were even the first europeans to discover vinland!). But luckily almost everyone got free again, just that we became four countries instead, haha, better than letting Denmark have us, because that was torture xD


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4 years ago #9360055        
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Well it is a serious crime to not be Norway.

6 months ago #9774669        
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This is why Denmark drinks. Because he remembers when he was like this and he hurt everyone that loved him. And he doesn't want to remember.


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2 years ago #9612744        
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No! Iceland's Sparkles are gone....


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2 years ago #9646700        
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You know it's bad when not even Greenland can look at Denmark with murder in his eyes like he usually does.

Icinki

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2 years ago #9546210        
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What happened to Iceland's sparkles in the last panel!?... OH NO

3 years ago #9470022        
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Funny that after Norway got free from Denmark, they still kept all our colonies. Iceland, Greenland and Faroe Islands where Norwegian once. Orkney and Shetland islands too, but Denmark lost them after the pawned them as dowry for Margaret to Scotland.

3 years ago #9464230        
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Poor islands...
I'd love to see some more of how Denmark - and Sweden too even though I'm mostly interested in Denmark's treatment of Iceland (he lost his sparkles! This is serious!) - treated his colonies. I mean, I can read it in history books, but it's much funnier - and more interesting - when it's people.

1 year ago #9666172        
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ICELAND FREE YOURSELF OF YOUR SHACKLES CALL UPON YOUR DEMON CATS. BEING FORTH THE LAVA FROM ITS LAVA BASKET.

bubba

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2 years ago #9641447        
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Why do you think Iceland got independence during WWII?


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