Office Pet

I regard this as the ultimate existential affirmation: to get paid for BEING.

omg when i was in china, they went crazy
my skin is as pale as it comes
i speak a little chinese and theyd go crazy xD it was so sweet

Wait, why do people say people of color are exotic, when in reality white people are the rare ones??

@satwnhetafangirl Because unless you lived near the Eurasian border or within the Mediterranean you'd never be exposed to any other "colour" than white. Scandinavians are a good example. (I'm talking about before planes and travel became popular.) Also an idiotic scientist in Britain claimed whites to be the superior race with many false reasons around the time of the Great War/WWI.

@CuriousNeko Ah yes...THAT idiotic scientist.

This is so racist on SO many levels

@BrixyTheIdiot But like when women are sexist against men, nobody really cares all that much.

@Koshee I CARE!Men don't need to think that women are slaves and women don't need to act like stuck up princesses and that men need to obey them!

@BrixyTheIdiot I think it's funny. In a way it would be funny to have a job where you should do nothing but again in the end it might get a bit boring.

@Scandinaviangirl I guess..

@BrixyTheIdiot Putting aside the racism, I feel like this would be a true ''Dead end job'', you are basically just employed to exist (as it says), and whilst a lot of people say that they would to do nothing for a living, it would get boring after a while, I have tried to go 6 months without having anything to do, and it was awful, I was bored out of my mind, and even though in this case I was searching for an apprenticeship, I think that it is more or less applicable.

Well I know my future job now.

@Trashcan Me too.

2 questions. How much? and is being able to speak Chinese a requirement?

@InDeathWeReturn
How much?
- Depends on how 'pretty' are you and your resume maybe variy from 750 USD / month to 4500 USD / moth

is being able to speak Chinese a requirement
- No. Simply a simbly being there will be proving the company has 'a view of international market' to its clients.

@SidePlace I'm a 190cm tall redhead Viking. What is the going rate for that ?

@InDeathWeReturn your rate probably just 1000 USD coz u can't speak Chinese.. Lol..

@Zuperkrunch Awwwwww But I'm a rare redhead

@InDeathWeReturn I think they more like blond.. Lol.. I don't know.. I'm not Chinese...

@Zuperkrunch Fun fact. Chinese tourists wants to get a picture taken with me because I am a redhead. Really awkward

@InDeathWeReturn Not only Chinese tourist.. Here, we're really proud if we have pics with Caucasian... Me and my friends have too when traveling in my own country, not because your hair.. Lol...

@Zuperkrunch Really? Why?

@InDeathWeReturn First of all.. Caucasian are rare in here, have u ever seen Japanese cartoon? Looks their characters.. They're not Japanese who lived in Japan, but more likes Caucasian lived in Japan with big eyes coz Japanese/chinese peoples usually took surgery to change their small eyes, so physically Caucasian are better or as Asian we see all Caucasian more prettier... And more smart.. I ever read that, even the Asian company usually hire dump Caucasian so others can see higher value to the company even the Caucasian do nothing smart or benefit to it.. Its just for prestise... Lol.. So u much more lucky to be Caucasian here... For the same level and profession in all Asian country they paid Caucasian more higher than local.. Believed me..it's damn true..

@Zuperkrunch that is f***ed up

@InDeathWeReturn but that's the reality... Sad isn't it....

Great I’m Asian
*depression over 9000*

that's one less career choice for us

ah, I see that I need to move to china...

Mrroowww (^-^*)/

@DanishPride *throws a fish he got from Norway across the room* go get and eat it

@VivaWorld546 But I wanna stay at the scratching post!! ;~;

@DanishPride ill pay you in 50 beers

@VivaWorld546 ... hmmm... that’s quite the offer... YES
*Runs after fish*

@DanishPride Good Kitty

@DanishPride good boy *gives all the beer*

@VivaWorld546 Woof!

Haha, I have tricked you! I am actually a dog.

@DanishPride well played go get the toy and I’ll give you 100 beers

Money is money