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Precautions


Every summer when tourists start wandering about in other countries there will be stories about them getting attacked by cows. And for some reason most of these stories come from Switzerland.

17th April 2012

Tagged in Switzerland Denmark Sweden


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1 year ago #9464417        
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I read a book that posited that the Swiss had hired all the remaining dragons and use them as bank guards. The dragons consider the deposited gold their horde, so make excellent guards, and any robbers that get that far make tasty snacks. Not sure how legitimate withdrawals would work, but I imagine the dragon gets a cow or something to console him/herself with as the gold is carried away.

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AlephFIN

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2 years ago #9413122        
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Swiss Army Cows o.o :D

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5 months ago #9589133        
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I guess robbers have quite a "beef" with Swiss cows.

1 year ago #9467974        
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Naahh why? I love our cows! If you have nice talk with them, they will never attack! But attention! They only speak Swiss-German with a hard cow dialect! And never, EVER try to speak German with them! Maybe Austrian, that's ok. XD


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4 months ago #9608939        
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I just imagine going to Switzerland and seeing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h46ry-hpM3o

7 months ago #9566973        
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I really want to see a Liechtenstein character appear in the comics ^^

6 months ago #9567991        
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Wow.....Gringotts has dragons, Swiss banks have cows

8 months ago #9556284        
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I've never been attacked by Swiss cows and I've been to Suisse loads of times... I guess I'm not doing it right?

Kyasarin

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4 days ago #9649918        
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Smug Switzerland in the last panel got me xD
I actually think that would be a surprisingly effective precaution... I mean, who WOULD see it coming, really?

Mikhails

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5 months ago #9591838        
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One of my favorite comics on this site

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