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Precautions


Every summer when tourists start wandering about in other countries there will be stories about them getting attacked by cows. And for some reason most of these stories come from Switzerland.

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17th April 2012
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8 years ago #9589133        
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I guess robbers have quite a "beef" with Swiss cows.

9 years ago #9464417        
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I read a book that posited that the Swiss had hired all the remaining dragons and use them as bank guards. The dragons consider the deposited gold their horde, so make excellent guards, and any robbers that get that far make tasty snacks. Not sure how legitimate withdrawals would work, but I imagine the dragon gets a cow or something to console him/herself with as the gold is carried away.


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6 years ago #9791671        
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I've long imagined that Swiss banks are a great deal like Gringott's.


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9 years ago #9413122        
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Swiss Army Cows o.o :D


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6 years ago #9789938        
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we NEED more switzerland comics


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9 years ago #9467974        
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Naahh why? I love our cows! If you have nice talk with them, they will never attack! But attention! They only speak Swiss-German with a hard cow dialect! And never, EVER try to speak German with them! Maybe Austrian, that's ok. XD


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8 years ago #9608939        
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I just imagine going to Switzerland and seeing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h46ry-hpM3o

8 years ago #9566973        
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I really want to see a Liechtenstein character appear in the comics ^^

2 years ago #9874800        
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Call Gringotts and tell them we've found something better than dragons for their vaults.

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3 years ago #9861830        
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In Sweden we also have so much cows... Now I understand why America are think that Sweden and Switzerland are the same:
1. Both of them where neutral in the World Wars.
2. Switzerland and Sweden have Mountains and snow. And cheese.
3. Much people from Switzerland comes to Sweden for the nature.

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