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Every summer when tourists start wandering about in other countries there will be stories about them getting attacked by cows. And for some reason most of these stories come from Switzerland.

17th April 2012

Tagged in Switzerland Denmark Sweden


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1 year ago #9464417        
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I read a book that posited that the Swiss had hired all the remaining dragons and use them as bank guards. The dragons consider the deposited gold their horde, so make excellent guards, and any robbers that get that far make tasty snacks. Not sure how legitimate withdrawals would work, but I imagine the dragon gets a cow or something to console him/herself with as the gold is carried away.

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AlephFIN

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1 year ago #9413122        
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Swiss Army Cows o.o :D

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1 year ago #9467974        
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Naahh why? I love our cows! If you have nice talk with them, they will never attack! But attention! They only speak Swiss-German with a hard cow dialect! And never, EVER try to speak German with them! Maybe Austrian, that's ok. XD



2 months ago #9589133        
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I guess robbers have quite a "beef" with Swiss cows.



4 months ago #9566973        
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I really want to see a Liechtenstein character appear in the comics ^^



15 days ago #9608939        
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I just imagine going to Switzerland and seeing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h46ry-hpM3o



Mikhails

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2 months ago #9591838        
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One of my favorite comics on this site



2 months ago #9585619        
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MEEE



3 months ago #9571040        
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Well, I got attacked by cows in the field outside my house. we thought they were being inquisitive and normally animally. so we started feeding them grass. then more came and we were surrounded with our backs to a fence into the forest. my friends got through the fence first but by that time some of the bullocks had started thrusting their horns etc. it was all good in the end, but cows aren't very friendly.



3 months ago #9567991        
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Wow.....Gringotts has dragons, Swiss banks have cows



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