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Questionable Invasion


Years ago I watched a Danish program where a clairvoyant mentioned that Denmark had a lot of “Star People” but didn’t specify what that was. I thought she meant “star gazers” (babies that a born facing upwards).

Then a couple of months ago I watched an American program where an English clairvoyant was visiting sights around America. At one point he got out of the car in a small town and said, “Interesting. This town has 8 or 9 Star People. That’s unusual”
“What are Star People?” the host asked.
“A higher race of beings who are visiting us from far away stars, and are born as humans. They’re quite rare in America so it’s really impressive that a small town like this has that many”
“Don’t they like our president?” the host joked.
“Maybe” he smiled “They’re born all over the world, but for some reason most of them choose Scandinavia”
“What are they doing there?”
“Nobody knows, but it’s quite overwhelming how many go there. In fact, last time I visited Denmark two years ago, 1 out of 5 people were Star People, and the number seems to be increasing. I’ve been told it’s the same in Sweden and Norway, and a lot of Star People who were born in other places are drawn to the countries. We are many who are just waiting to see what happens”

Then they started talking about something else, but the mental picture of Scandinavians as aliens is quite funny. :XD:

So be afraid, great nations of the world! For we have come to conquer the Earth, and will not rest before every man, woman and child eats pickled herring, visits Legoland every year and rests in Ikea furniture! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZBgHBHQT8

...By god. We’re the lamest aliens ever. :XD:


31st May 2010

Tagged in Sweden Norway Denmark Russia America China


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2 years ago #9417383        
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Let's go take over the world and probe people.

4 months ago #9617968        
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This isn't a questionable invasion, it's adorable <3

1 year ago #9455422        
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one of us, one of us :)

2 years ago #9405652        
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Finland's probably up there with a battleship of some sort

2 years ago #9388441        
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After reading this strip, I felt that I finally had to join and comment. I have been reading this for a couple of weeks and it has been really inspiring, so first of all thanks.

As to my name on here, it is entirely inspired by this comic and an experience I once had in Okinawa(an island group in Japan). So I am Danish, which is quite relevant for the story. I went to a bar with my host-family and the first thing the bartender proceeded to tell me, before even knowing of my origin was that I had come from the stars. It was quite strange and I could only but laugh at it. But after reading this strip, then maybe there was some truth to it afterall....

Watch out here we come!

elinbet

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3 months ago #9621842        
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The cutest and most adorable aliens ever, and the most calm alien invasion ever (except for the victims reactions) x3

Mikhails

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6 months ago #9583155        
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I like Russia's puffy jacket

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2 years ago #9441234        
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So Sweden is not gay at all? He´s just honing his probing skills?

Lys123

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2 years ago #9438584        
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I think they probably meant "soul-vise" or something and not literally, but it's still hilarious to picture Denmark as a DANGEROUS ALIEN ~ spooky sounds ~

2 years ago #9421119        
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Maybe I'm a Star Person because I really like the Scandinavian countries and want to go there some day... but I'm in America ;^;

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