Star Invaders

So that is why Trump wanted a Spaceforce.

Laugh now, but we all know who you'll call for help when the Milky Way really does attack.

@Dorsai Heh. Nailed it :-)

@Dorsai This is why we need an American Doctor Who. Jodie Whittaker is the worst doctor ev.....
And here the comments come

@Dorsai Chill, I can assure you, we can beat the Reapers. All we have to do in find the Charon Relay, found a space force, r
promote someone with the last name Shepard to Commander and make friends with the Turians and with their help build a frigate class spaceship named Normandy. And the give Shepard the command of the Normandy. And everything will solve itself from there

In fairness at least he's trying to protect his...friend? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Mudge44 well no... he is forcing "protection" unto someone whom have neither asked for it, nor need it. Sooooo, pretty accurate then ;)

@SchrodySweden I guess you can say America’s... “shooting stars.”

@DanishPride Go die for me before I do it myself.

@ApplesRock Oh come on, don’t be so Sirius!

Yeah ima go now
*jumps off a cliff*

@DanishPride @ApplesRock Aw, come on, Apples, you should have galaxSEEN that one coming

@SchrodySweden Yeah, that could've definitely be predicted from Milky WAY far away.

@DanishPride Hey, maybe there's SPACE of us in the fortune-telling STARket

@SchrodySweden That's an interesting thought to COMEt by.... But if it were true, That would be really SUPERnova!

@DanishPride It's easy, you just make a really NEBULOUS and confusingly worded prediction of the obvious, like "there's a 50% chance that the rainfall will be above the median" or something. Our future looks BRIGHT, that's for sure. We've really got a NOVAl thing going.

@SchrodySweden Yes, and we didn't even have to PLANET. It just was good luck! These puns are really OUT OF THIS WORLD! Some would say we're LUNAtics, but I say otherwise! (Btw, your grammar was right in your other comment. Tak, ven! )

@DanishPride Thanks! well, looks like we're OUTER SPACE to continue this chain. Until next time!

@SchrodySweden I swear

@ApplesRock Yes, what black HOLE did theese STARy eyed fools (<3) ORBIT up from.

@ApplesRock You shouldn't swear, it's very rude

@DanishPride This is why Finns are alcoholics and suicidal.

@DanishPride Hlo my dane friend. You should know who this is.....

If you want to see a Milky Way, just go to your local grocery store. They cost just a few cents each!

@ImportViking And you can search for the dairy department too, so you will have found the way to the milk.

This isn't true at all. This is a reference to something that supposedly happened during a 1994 blackout in Los Angeles, but in that instance they were calling local observatories not the police.

I do like that America's first instinct when confronted with potential danger, is to protect Norway and buy time for him to get away and call for help.

'@Itcheyness' Humon has a history for factual inaccuracies, eh.

Silly Norway, the Milky Way is where the government hides the aliens

To be fair, we Americans are calling the police on a lot of stupid stuff lately. So...yeah, why shouldn't the Milky Way be one of them?

@sarielpg Lately? It is only making the news as of late due to social media. The sad reality is that this is really old news.

@Malcadon if it helps, there are people in other countries that demand their Miranda rights.

I’ve heard of this happening it’s just so ridiculous

@Magnolia it happend in Wales with the moon!

@LuxVertas I've heard of it happening in Scotland but with the sun
Obviously not true of course - everyone knows the Daystar is just a myth

People calling the police on the Milky Way has to be the funniest thing I've read this whole year OMG you made my day. And America is just the most adorable dork ever, trying to protect Norway.