We should be friends

Associated Football. The game people only watch so they have an excuse to murder people from other countries.

@Humility better known as the single most popular sport in the world

Oh my god, I just realised that Denmark's actually wielding a broken bottle. Funny, all this time I thought it was some weird vegetable. ^^; Woops.

@Duskinator A very understandable mistake to make.

And later we learn Denmark was tried for Incest with Jan Mayen.

I love this comic, it's just that I want to correct something, it seems like Norway do not like England . But it is there that after WW2 there England and the United States we are look the most up to. While Sweden will always be our ''søta bror''/sweet older brother and Denmark a fine friend. We Norwegians have a special historic bond with England and the US. England is and was our strongest alley, during WW1 we helped them even if we said we were neutral and WW2 they helped us train our resistance and help free us, just like the US and Soviet. I just wish this would be reflected in these comics.

what if football meets cockball

@Celestialstelliestar WHAT does this mean

@Celestialstelliestar the world would explode, be careful with saying such things!!

*WHEEZE*

I like how Sweden suddenly grows extra sharp teeth to bite Norway.

But then what, Denmark? You abused him? Forced him into slavery? Don't leave us hanging!

Football brings everyone together! Sometimes not in the best of ways...

I'm surprised football is so popular in Denmark given that it was inspired by a war between England and Denmark and was originally known as 'Kick the Dane's Head'.

@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan Wow really?

@ProudToBeDanish Yes. Some English people found the skull of a Danish soldier and kicked it around, and you had to kick it into the enemy's village. It was banned for a few centuries, but in the 1600s, people started playing it again.

@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan Wow how rude

@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan most likely not true.