Who owns Greenland’s island?

Reminds me of the time Europe carved up the Ottoman Empire during WWI.

UK to King Faisal: Help us against the Ottomans and we'll let you have the whole thing including Jerusalem
UK to Balfour: Help us in the war and we'll give you Jerusalem
UK to France: You can have Syria, we get Jerusalem

UK for the next century: Why is everyone fighting over who owns Jerusalem?!

@CorruptUser Why would the UK try to bribe Balfour? He was their foreign secretary. The receiver of the Balfour-Declaration was Lord Rothschild.

Greenland and Nunavut were both represented at the negotiations.

Greenland should be shaking Canada and Denmark hands too, considering that the PM of Greenland co-signed this agreement.

Don't worry, Greenland; your time will come Watch Denmark weep then ... just get financially independent first.

@Violetta Greenland.... financially independent? HEHEHEHE! That's a good one. All seriousness, they would also need their own defence force as well, else they be overrun fast.

'@DragonFluff' Honestly? They may get overrun with refugees. As things get hotter and plains turn to deserts Greenland may actually become "green".

Oh I thought the puppy from [links removed] EPIC BATTLE would come back, I like to imagine even though Denmark and Canada co-own the dog it's Greenland who has to take care of him

Geographically it would make more sense if it was Canada and Greenland's island/dog but since Greenland is a Danish territory it falls under Canada and Denmark

also, I love the absolute shade and sarcasm Humon has in this comic

@AmericanButterfly Life is often disappointing...

I loved this story- the most polite 'war' in hisory. No tearing down of flags, just polite running them down the pole and replacing them with the 'right one'- and, at some point, leaving a bottle of the 'proper' owner's classic alcohol (Canadian Club Whiskey for Canada- the REAL owners ;) ). It's a big rock in the ocean with no plants, no permanent animal population and probably, if at all, only some very hardy lichen living there. Not much of a strategic or valuable piece of real estate. I was actually really sad that us and Denmark and Greenland and Nunavut decided to end it- it really was a pretty funy 'conflict'; and it was an example of the absolute BEST way to fight over land... with flags and booze.

"Lets settle which one of us get to subjugate Greenland!"

@VikingEmpress Canada just wants a tiny island that has no life on it and agreed to share the island with Greenland/Denmark, it was up to Denmark to give Greenland a say in the island negotiation

@VikingEmpress Here's a comment that's aged very poorly.
There's a third idiot chomping at the bit to do so, except he's not at all polite, and surprisingly serious.

O Canada

This makes me curious of what Greenland and Nunavuts opinion on the island is.

Now on to the important issue: Will the liquor exchange continue?

@VeryCreativeName
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@VeryCreativeName I hope so! I mean how els are we gonna have good convensations acrose countrys?!?

@VeryCreativeName now they can do the drinking contest again..... officially it didn't happen