They're so stupid

I don't really feel like scanning through 500+ comments... but did anyone mention yet that beer is not flammable? Neither is wine. The alcohol content is too low. You need the harder spirits for actual flammability.
Yes, you see people using beer-bottles to make "moltov cocktail" fire-bombs, but those bottles have been refilled with (usually) gasoline.

@Hinoron I agree, beer isn't flammable, but hair is. Denmark had lit the match and since it burned his hand a little, that startled him and he threw the match up. It landed in his hair, and then his hair caught on fire. This is just my analyzation of what I saw in the comic, I might be wrong, but that's okay! We all have to learn from our mistakes, right?

@norwayboio #9826634

Soaking wet hair is not very flammable.

@Hinoron
Denmark's hair didn't appear soaking wet (except for the last panel) though. The beer only splashed on his face I think.

In America we have jokes on how dumb Americans are

@ApplesRock I have jokes about a certain 39% of the country.

@Lekastan 28% *

@ApplesRock same with canada

Oh boy. Here we go. i cant stop myself. *enters swedish joking mode*
HUR SÄNKER MAN EN NORSK UBÅT? MAN KNACKAR PÅ!
HUR HÅLLER MAN EN NORRMAN SYSSELSAT FÖR EN HEL DAG? MAN SKRIVER ”VÄND FÖR MER INFO” PÅ BÅDA SIDORNA AV PAPRET!
VAD STÅR DET PÅ BOTTEN AV NORSKA SIMBASSÄNGER? ”MAX TRE KLUNKAR”!
*Goes back to normal*
Ouch...Dear lord my head...I-Im very sorry Norway *Heads to fix the mess i just made*

@BadgeOfBall Hva kaller du en tenkning svensken? En turist!
Hva du hørt om svensken some døde av å drikke melken? Kua satte seg ned!
Hvorfor står svensken og stirrer til solen? Han vil ha brune øyne!

@BadgeOfBall Hvorfor tok svensken med seg bildør ut i ørkenen? for å kunne rulle ned vinduet

It's kinda cool when denmark's hair on fire...

Denmark in these comics is less lazy and more hedonistic than the captions let on

Varför gick norrmannen upp på taket när det blixtrade?

För att han ville bli fotograferad!

@Lys123 Haha, den hade inte jag hört tidigare

@Lys123 The equivalent to:
"Hvorfor gikk svensken opp på taket når lynet slo ned?
Fordi han ville bli fotografert." -Or something like that.

And for the ones who doesn't bother to translate:
"Why did the Swede/Norwegian go up on the roof during the thunderstorm?
Because he* wanted to be photographed."

*Why is it always a male Swede or Norwegian?

Funny that Icelanders have this one joke where they speak in the dumbest way ever, saying " look, I'm Danish ". And they laugh like they never had.

We have jokes about Belgium!

@Mr_MK We all have jokes about Belgium...

I feel like most people are like this

Norway to the rescue