Porn for Everybody

"Then fuck a fish!"
This Will never get old! Skål!

Open mindedness is a great trait.

@Amartni To an extent, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere. Personally I think bestiality crosses it, since animals can't really consent to sex with humans in any meaningful way.

Look how happy the fish is XD

@Topazgirl9 *high pitched annoying voice mode, ACTIVATED* "Yay! I'm outta that drunken Dane's hands and in a wiser palm!" *INACTIVATE* Poor thing might get returned to Norway's mouth, though.

Fortunately Denmark made animal-rape/bestiality illegal in 2015. Better late than never.

I'm glad, Love Scandinavia but animals r out of touch. They are defenseless and it's sick!!

@Cra4Scan Agreed; they lack the mental capasity and the speech to consent to sexual intercorse. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves to justify their sick urges.

Farming Minister Dan Jorgensen's the one that actually made Bestiality illegal in Denmark. So be sure to thank him for that if you ever meet him.

Of course, if you know anyone from the Liberal Alliance (the only party that opposed the ban), tell them they should be ashamed of themselves for supporting animal-rape.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32411241/denmark-passes-law-to-ban-bestiality

Sweden: "No thanks, it has to rot for six months before I'll eat it."

Sweden: “What?! But I’m not gay!”

...are you sure about that? *points to Åland*

@this_was_a_mistake this is the literal first comic. Aland hasn't even been introduced as a character yet

@SchrodySweden
Sorry, I didn’t know that.

@this_was_a_mistake ok that's fine then

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@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan If you really support sex with animals, then I suggest you go fuck yourself.

@KarlMarx-1 good burn, but fuck you

@KarlMarx-1 I have no idea what that guy said, but that was a great roast.

Sweden looks ridiculous in that last panel XD

(°,_｣°).....*crosses off Denmark and Norway from the possible future vacation list*

@potatoe4life if i can tell, that is a beer bottle.

Gotta love how the first ever SATW comic strip is about porn xD
Norway is so happy