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Every summer when tourists start wandering about in other countries there will be stories about them getting attacked by cows. And for some reason most of these stories come from Switzerland.

17th April 2012

Tagged in Denmark Switzerland Sweden

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2 months ago #9464417        
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I read a book that posited that the Swiss had hired all the remaining dragons and use them as bank guards. The dragons consider the deposited gold their horde, so make excellent guards, and any robbers that get that far make tasty snacks. Not sure how legitimate withdrawals would work, but I imagine the dragon gets a cow or something to console him/herself with as the gold is carried away.



AlephFIN

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7 months ago #9413122        
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Swiss Army Cows o.o :D



1 month ago #9467974        
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Naahh why? I love our cows! If you have nice talk with them, they will never attack! But attention! They only speak Swiss-German with a hard cow dialect! And never, EVER try to speak German with them! Maybe Austrian, that's ok. XD



3 months ago #9447313        
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Omfg



6 months ago #9416062        
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WTH??? XD



7 months ago #9410038        
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The cow and Denmark always crack me up



9 months ago #9392722        
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Brb. I have got to train my cow's :)



KRyptic

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10 months ago #9385004        
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Switzerland's smile of supreme superiority in security measures... can't be weighed in gold.



10 months ago #9381271        
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You'd think with those giant Swiss cow-bells, --they would hear them coming.


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Koshee

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12 months ago #9359342        
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'@Offe' It should be an avatar!



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