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Every summer when tourists start wandering about in other countries there will be stories about them getting attacked by cows. And for some reason most of these stories come from Switzerland.

17th April 2012

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7 months ago #9464417        
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I read a book that posited that the Swiss had hired all the remaining dragons and use them as bank guards. The dragons consider the deposited gold their horde, so make excellent guards, and any robbers that get that far make tasty snacks. Not sure how legitimate withdrawals would work, but I imagine the dragon gets a cow or something to console him/herself with as the gold is carried away.

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AlephFIN

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12 months ago #9413122        
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Swiss Army Cows o.o :D

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6 months ago #9467974        
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Naahh why? I love our cows! If you have nice talk with them, they will never attack! But attention! They only speak Swiss-German with a hard cow dialect! And never, EVER try to speak German with them! Maybe Austrian, that's ok. XD



11 days ago #9531785        
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cows are the biggest killer out side of the cat family fear the cow



2 months ago #9508458        
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Haha, this is so true! There are actually rules of safe behaviour around cows, and most tourists (and even Swiss wandererers) just go too far with their selfies to remember them :)



StevenU

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2 months ago #9507503        
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when I went to Switzerland, I wasn't attacked by a cow, not that I saw one though



3 months ago #9503715        
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Why would a cow attack you in the first place?



3 months ago #9500533        
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Never mess with momma cow!



4 months ago #9491036        
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mooooo indeed. XD



4 months ago #9489464        
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i've been to switzerland twice and i never get attack by cows although i saw someone got attacked by a cow in open field, but i cant help them



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