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Every summer when tourists start wandering about in other countries there will be stories about them getting attacked by cows. And for some reason most of these stories come from Switzerland.

17th April 2012

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10 months ago #9464417        
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I read a book that posited that the Swiss had hired all the remaining dragons and use them as bank guards. The dragons consider the deposited gold their horde, so make excellent guards, and any robbers that get that far make tasty snacks. Not sure how legitimate withdrawals would work, but I imagine the dragon gets a cow or something to console him/herself with as the gold is carried away.

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AlephFIN

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1 year ago #9413122        
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Swiss Army Cows o.o :D

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10 months ago #9467974        
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Naahh why? I love our cows! If you have nice talk with them, they will never attack! But attention! They only speak Swiss-German with a hard cow dialect! And never, EVER try to speak German with them! Maybe Austrian, that's ok. XD



24 days ago #9571040        
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Well, I got attacked by cows in the field outside my house. we thought they were being inquisitive and normally animally. so we started feeding them grass. then more came and we were surrounded with our backs to a fence into the forest. my friends got through the fence first but by that time some of the bullocks had started thrusting their horns etc. it was all good in the end, but cows aren't very friendly.



1 month ago #9567991        
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Wow.....Gringotts has dragons, Swiss banks have cows



Socks17

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1 month ago #9566973        
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I really want to see a Liechtenstein character appear in the comics ^^



2 months ago #9556284        
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I've never been attacked by Swiss cows and I've been to Suisse loads of times... I guess I'm not doing it right?



Swenor

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3 months ago #9539321        
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Lol don't mess whit the cows XD



4 months ago #9531785        
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cows are the biggest killer out side of the cat family fear the cow



6 months ago #9508458        
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Haha, this is so true! There are actually rules of safe behaviour around cows, and most tourists (and even Swiss wandererers) just go too far with their selfies to remember them :)



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