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Sister Sweden and Finland
Scandinavian Poster
A large poster, showing the Scandinavian boys, on thick Gloss Art 170gsm paper.
Pretty Swastika
I just ran some text through the Babelfish translator, so I hope the German in the comic is complete nonsense.
Many people have asked me, “On what side was Denmark doing World War II?” and the anwser is that you will get different answers depending on who you ask, even within Denmark, because Denmark’s way of handling the situation was rather unconventional.
Nazi Germany saw Denmark as one of the most aryan countries in the world, and decided to do a “friendly invasion” so that Denmark wouldn’t fall into the hands of the enemy. Denmark was shit scared of Nazi Germany after what had happened to Poland and we were well aware that we couldn’t fight them. But we knew that the Nazis liked us, so what Denmark did was this: We quickly shipped 99% of the country’s Jews off to Sweden where they would be safe, then (sort of) fought the Germans for two hours to show the rest of the world that we weren’t completely on their side, before just giving up and letting them march in.
We then proceeded to treat the soldiers as nice as possible, hoping that Hitler would be kind to us if we behaved. Denmark even became known as the “whipped cream front” among the Germans because we were so nice, and it was every German soldier’s dream to be sent to Denmark were they didn’t have to fight or fear for their life.
So it’s no wonder Denmark was often called Nazi friendly.
And Sweden of course weren’t completely passive doing the way, and did help their surrounding countries a little thought the war (helping Jews anyone?). I just thought it would be funnier like this.
7th November 2009
3:28pm Fri 11th May #8332793
Ofc we help our neighbors! But we wanted as little to do with the war as possible. Still glad our brothers and sisters were pretty ok in the end!
Our goverment explained it as a hedgehog! Spikes out to our side and rolle into a ball! XD
Ofc we help our neighbors! But we wanted as little to do with the war as possible. Still glad our brothers and sisters were pretty ok in the end!
Our goverment explained it as a hedgehog! Spikes out to our side and rolle into a ball! XD
7:43pm Mon 7th May #8327857
@Vollchaot, on Google Translate, it comes out with this: "You coward! If they have no spine! Stand straight! Stop screaming it! You are pathetic!" I'm guessing it's "You have no spine!" and "Stop screaming!"
@Vollchaot, on Google Translate, it comes out with this: "You coward! If they have no spine! Stand straight! Stop screaming it! You are pathetic!" I'm guessing it's "You have no spine!" and "Stop screaming!"
10:27am Sat 5th May #8324082
Srysly, the "german" actually says: "You coward! Have no spike! Standplace straight! Stop to scream! You are pathetic!"
To be genuine it should have said:"Sie Feigling! Haben sie kein rückgrat? Stehen sie still! Hören sie auf zu schreien! Sie sind armselig!"
Srysly, the "german" actually says: "You coward! Have no spike! Standplace straight! Stop to scream! You are pathetic!"
To be genuine it should have said:"Sie Feigling! Haben sie kein rückgrat? Stehen sie still! Hören sie auf zu schreien! Sie sind armselig!"
1:57am Wed 2nd May #8319452
Britain said 'No'. Nazi Germany thought we were pretty too. Damn, that's not beaming-smile-worthy. Don't know why he liked us...strong military forces? Good Secret Intelligence? We're not exactly a blonde race, so it wasn't that. Well down to Denmark for shipping your Jewish people to safety. Britain became a safe haven too, like Sweden.
Britain said 'No'. Nazi Germany thought we were pretty too. Damn, that's not beaming-smile-worthy. Don't know why he liked us...strong military forces? Good Secret Intelligence? We're not exactly a blonde race, so it wasn't that. Well down to Denmark for shipping your Jewish people to safety. Britain became a safe haven too, like Sweden.
2:10pm Tue 1st May #8318636
Nazi germany is saying to poland:
You coward! They have no spine! Stand straight! Stop crying you! You are pathetic!
literal translation, btw
Nazi germany is saying to poland:
You coward! They have no spine! Stand straight! Stop crying you! You are pathetic!
literal translation, btw
1:28pm Sun 29th Apr #8315579
I worked in South Korea for a few years. I knew beforehand that buddhists used right-turning swastikas as symbols, but I encountered quite a few foreigners who were ignorant morons. Many of them thought, "They have nazis here!"
When I and others explained to them that it was a buddhist symbol, the morons then would say, "You mean there are non-christians here?!" as if that was just as bad as nazism. It boggles the mind.
I worked in South Korea for a few years. I knew beforehand that buddhists used right-turning swastikas as symbols, but I encountered quite a few foreigners who were ignorant morons. Many of them thought, "They have nazis here!"
When I and others explained to them that it was a buddhist symbol, the morons then would say, "You mean there are non-christians here?!" as if that was just as bad as nazism. It boggles the mind.
2:57pm Mon 23rd Apr #8306740
The first picture is the best. Innocent little denmark being harrassed by evil germany who knows just what he wants...
The first picture is the best. Innocent little denmark being harrassed by evil germany who knows just what he wants...
1:59pm Sat 21st Apr #8303254
I like how Nazi Germany grew fangs when screaming at poor Poland, but then again, all SatW characters grow fangs when they're angry.
I like how Nazi Germany grew fangs when screaming at poor Poland, but then again, all SatW characters grow fangs when they're angry.
4:59am Sun 15th Apr #8293838
The German is so funny here, so babelfish did its job
Sie - the respectful you. Should be du. Sie sind pathetisch sounds so funny!
Dorn - means thorn. Spine is Ruckgrät
Standplatz - a noun where it should be a verb
The German is so funny here, so babelfish did its job
Sie - the respectful you. Should be du. Sie sind pathetisch sounds so funny!
Dorn - means thorn. Spine is Ruckgrät
Standplatz - a noun where it should be a verb
10:34pm Thu 12th Apr #8290605
I read the King wore a Jewish star when the Germans started insisting Jews do so.
I can understand realising there was no point trying, the Netherlands got rolled in only a few days. But the occupiers weren't made comfortable, at least not openly or by most. Many forced smiles while they worked feverishly against the occupation. I'm sure Danish history of this is widespread, too.
I read the King wore a Jewish star when the Germans started insisting Jews do so.
I can understand realising there was no point trying, the Netherlands got rolled in only a few days. But the occupiers weren't made comfortable, at least not openly or by most. Many forced smiles while they worked feverishly against the occupation. I'm sure Danish history of this is widespread, too.
6:07am Mon 9th Apr #8284754
@Kurochichi when i translated i got stand straight instead of stay still already. and "stop crying you!" instead of stop screaming... its probably google translate though :l
@Kurochichi when i translated i got stand straight instead of stay still already. and "stop crying you!" instead of stop screaming... its probably google translate though :l
3:50pm Sat 7th Apr #8282818
The words sort of do make sense... uh, the meaning is slightly barbaric:
"You coward! Don't you have a spine? Stay still already! Stop screaming! You are pathetic!"
The words sort of do make sense... uh, the meaning is slightly barbaric:
"You coward! Don't you have a spine? Stay still already! Stop screaming! You are pathetic!"
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It's supposed to be incorrect German, people :P