Smile and wave

My problem is stabbing. it is so much easier in private than in public.

come to us in italy, we'll teach all of you how to use them

How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie up his arms behind him. *runs away from angry mafia*

@Rickicker :O orng indo! halo! hahah

@emptyribcage Halo juga!

@Rickicker because an Italian simply cannot talk without hand gestures

I figured today's comic would be about the refugee crisis - a big single-frame comic based around King EU holding a party and Syria sneaking in through the window.

Syria landing on Greece as he falls through the window
Iceland and Germany looking sympathetic and trying to help Syria back up. Germany not noticing that he's stepping on Greece.
Denmark looking mad and painting the words "Go Away!" on the wall
Sweden scolding Denmark and trying to stop him
Hungary furious and calling the police
Most of the rest of Europe apprehensively holding to the other side of the room
Turkey standing on the outside of the window, having clearly just helped Syria climb in.

@Karen That's great! If you could add Libya and Italy that would make it perfect!

@Karen That is a BRILLIANT idea, though I'm afraid that it might cause some flamewars.

@Karen And after Sweden helps Syria (of all nations) from stingy Denmark, they *both* leave for Norway...

Dear Norway, chew and swallow. Also, don't put food in your hair.

@Dorkymike Norway doesn't put food in his hair, it's just a fact that he likes to suck on his hairfish. ;)

@Mistraven what kind of fish would a hairfish be?

@Dorkymike Clearly based off of last comic, an explosive one.

@txag70 but... That doesn't really answer the question.

@Dorkymike Does it need to?

@txag70 I don't actually know. I think I'm too dorky to remember what the question was.

@Dorkymike It's a norwegian thing, pretty much like a hairpin, but for aesthetic reasons they kind of like to use fish instead of pins. Haven't you read enough Satw to realize that? ;)

on a serious note it was just a bad joke to begin with, the fish does kind of make norway look cute though! ^^

@Mistraven I have read enough to know that... What I haven't figured out is which purpose the fish serves. It seems to serve both depending on the comic which confuses me ><

Swedes are cool

@Doss
Um. Thanks.
Edit. Sorry for downvoting yor comment. I miss clicked and it didn't let me change it.

@ryttyr What do Swedes think about people seeing them as rainbow strapon feminist facism?

@Vexillo It's every bit as hilarious as the French coward jokes, it's fun the first time, possibly the second time. After around 214 734 times, it's not all that fun anymore..

@Zervo While in Sweden, I heard x³ nationality jokes, 99% about Danes or Germans.

@Vexillo None about Norwegians? I'm disappoint... those are the best ones! :O

@Zervo Nah, Norges are cool. I have been there for three days. Where I managed to find the love of my life (for also three days). They wouldn't dare to joke.

@Vexillo Suit yourself! you were missing something :P

@Zervo Not really. They are the same that Norwegians tell about Sweden ;)

@Vexillo
Eeeh... what?

@Doss I Know RightB) xD

Just give them sock puppets.

@Vangeln holy crap what a visual X'DD!

this is me

oh I'm swedish what a coincidence

@TheSwedishLittleGirl same

@TheSwedishLittleGirl hah why do you think that is?

I'm usually fine until I notice my hands. Then it's all over. Where do they go? Where were they before I noticed them? What do I do now? All questions I have no answer to.

Presentations are the worst. Like, what should you actually do with your arms XD