Could have been Matt Damon

Good thing they didn't ask Iceland. They'd end up with Astronaut hákarl.

'@Kimberly' astronaut meat is not toxic enough though. At that point it's easier to just throw a Donner party.

@comrade_Comrade you mean the Donner Dinner Party, as in where many people went in search of gold, but many of them got killed, eaten, and died of natural causes, and what not along the way? i mean, i don't know what would make it easier than making astronaut hákarl, nor do i see if you mean the hard conditions, or how hard it would be to make that happen again, but uh, i think i'd stick to the astronaut hákarl if i ha to choose between the two.


either that or you meant something completely different.

'@potatoe4life' yes, I've meant that Donner party. Hakarl requires preparation process, which is wasteful both on Mars and in transit to Mars. Also entire point of it is to make toxic meat of Greenland shark somewhat safe to eat, which is not an issue with human, uh... tissue.

Also I wasn't serious.
I'd say in transit to Mars I'd consider burial in space more appropriate - just give it a good push and have an extra course correction (or two) soon after, so the corpse won't have a chance to catch up with spacecraft. On Mars it maybe easier to just bury the body in a spacesuit, desiccation by exposure to atmosphere or vacuum may prevent pressure buildup from decomposition.

@comrade_Comrade ahhhh, I see :> thank you! ^ω^

@potatoe4life

To be clear: the Donner-Reed party was crossing the Sierra Nevada in 1846-47, well before the California Gold Rush which started January 1848. They were stranded high in the mountains due to an early snow, dug in, and lasted about 4 months before anyone who could help came along. They started with 87... and ended with 48.

@khyrin ah, ok. I couldn't remember if they were going to the California gold rush, or to some other place. Thank you! ^-^

Okay, Sweden, just lie doooown on this couch here and relax.
Take a deep breath.
There you go. Good boy.
Now, tell Dr DarkMage all your worries.

"Well, Dr, this one time Åland and I walked in on my sister whipping Finland's nuts with a notted shoelace, and--"

On second thought, why don't you have a beer first?

@DarkMage7280 *Comes in with about a ton of beer* Is this enough for the patient Doc?

@BadgeOfBall Well, with Sweden... it's a good start!

@DarkMage7280 Alright! I will be ready with more beer if things get a little hecktic. I'll leave you to it, doc *Leaves the room*

@DarkMage7280 Bah, Finn wiil drink the beer instead. Swede will self consult as Finn is passed out naked under the table.

@DarkMage7280 *Cracks Throught door* Hello do you have time to talk about Colahocism? I tried once make religion out of coca cola and I say thats a good name.

@Mixu Welcome, young brother! I am the Grand Cola of the local branch!

@DarkMage7280 We accept donations in the form of cola bottlecaps.

@DarkMage7280 HERETIC! I am the Prophet!

@Mixu Silence, child! Do not question the Great Cola!

@DarkMage7280 How dare You! You will be sended to Inquisition. Let me go back, I need my men! *After while* NOBODY EXPECTS THE COLA INQUISITION!

@Mixu You are indeed very brave, young sir of the Colahocism, but I command you as The Great Cola to stand aside and let me cross this bridge!

@DarkMage7280 What bridge you want to pas?

@Mixu ...Isn't this Monty Boa and the Unholy Cola?

@DarkMage7280 No Idea whats that and no it isnt. This was attempt to try convert U people to Colaholist Faith.

@Mixu Son, I'm currently holding an empty can of Coke on my lap. No need to convert me.

Freeze dried human remains stored in coffee containers is a temporary soloution, could they use them as fertilizer, we do after all contain 3.4% Nitrogen and 0.4% Potassium.

Shaken, not stirred...

I expected a comic about Finland being the happiest nation on the planet (according to the UN). I just wonder how that'd look here.

But I'll settle for Mad Sweden.

I love Denmark's "Ugh..." expression in the final panel. XD

@MB-Bergholtz The question is: Is his expression because of mad Sweden or Norways idea?

@IcePhoenix I think it has to be to Norway's idea. Kind of like this reaction: https://satwcomic.com/nordics-like-fish

@MB-Bergholtz Well honestly: Denmark's reaction was also my reaction (here as well as in the other comic).

@IcePhoenix Yep! Mine too!

Well, sweden is right; if you dont put sentimental value on old bags of inedible meat. Norway is just taking it a step further, as the dusted remains can easily be turned into fertilizer and thus become "food" (I sincerly hope he didnt mean to eat the body itself... for health reasons)
Repatriation and such is just a silly idea thought of by silly people with silly beliefs.

@Lidonious Yeah, cannibalism is bad...



...for your health. Seriously, don't do it.

@VeryCreativeName Really if you keep away from the brain and liver the largest problem remaining is minor amounts of residual medicine and quicksilver. The brain really being the only major issue.

@thorbjorn42gbf Yeah, you're probably right.

Welp, There Sweden goes again. I mean...i would do the same...Shaking something untill its dust sounds...kinda fun...H-Heh...I-Im not t-the only one, right? B-Being stuck in a bunker h-hasnt messed me up to much right?

I like Sweden's answer better

That's actually a good plan. The dust can be reused into other purposes.