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British people eat more ready-made meals than the rest of Europe combined.

23rd March 2018

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Anuran

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5 months ago #9746318        
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I'm convinced the reason the British conquered half the world was desperation. They wanted to get away from British cooking, that simple, bland-and-boiled, under-flavored cuisine and find something better.

Beaver tails from Canada? Great.
South American pineapple? Even better than raw beaver tails.
Egyptian? Sure. Beans are great. Lamb is great.
Iraqi kabobs? Love 'em!
Indian? JACKPOT! Curry forever!!!

It's as good an explanation as any.

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Finn123

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5 months ago #9746232        
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That facial expression fits the British so well though.

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5 months ago #9746581        
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I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming and swearing on top of his lungs from the plane on his way back to the UK to put England to shame.

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5 months ago #9747121        
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England is confused.
England used Microwave!
It's not very effective...

5 months ago #9746579        
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@Newnetherlander We all know that Trump makes the best salads. And we will have a huge salad. It will be great, the best salad ever. You can grab it by the tomato. It will be made not in China, because it will be amazing. And then the lettuce gets fired and replaced by a pizza. Because we all know that pizza is a vegetable, right?

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5 months ago #9746402        
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I just love England’s expression


It’s my life in one image




Utter


Life numbing



Confusion


24/7






It kinda sucks

5 months ago #9746572        
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That's what you fucking get when you let Gordon fucking Ramsay scare people out of their fucking kitchen.

5 months ago #9746141        
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I can cook absolutely anything.

...as long as there are instructions on the box.

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4 months ago #9751874        
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England's microwave-salad face is the funniest in the comics, closely followed by Denmark's raspeballer face. Any candidates for third?

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5 months ago #9746431        
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England's facial expression is to die for.

I confirm that we eat more ready-made meals than actual food. I learned how to heat up food in the microwave before actually making pork roast.

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