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British people eat more ready-made meals than the rest of Europe combined.

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23rd March 2018
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Anuran

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6 years ago #9746318        
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I'm convinced the reason the British conquered half the world was desperation. They wanted to get away from British cooking, that simple, bland-and-boiled, under-flavored cuisine and find something better.

Beaver tails from Canada? Great.
South American pineapple? Even better than raw beaver tails.
Egyptian? Sure. Beans are great. Lamb is great.
Iraqi kabobs? Love 'em!
Indian? JACKPOT! Curry forever!!!

It's as good an explanation as any.


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6 years ago #9746581        
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I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming and swearing on top of his lungs from the plane on his way back to the UK to put England to shame.


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6 years ago #9747121        
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England is confused.
England used Microwave!
It's not very effective...

Finn123

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6 years ago #9746232        
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That facial expression fits the British so well though.


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6 years ago #9746579        
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@Newnetherlander We all know that Trump makes the best salads. And we will have a huge salad. It will be great, the best salad ever. You can grab it by the tomato. It will be made not in China, because it will be amazing. And then the lettuce gets fired and replaced by a pizza. Because we all know that pizza is a vegetable, right?


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6 years ago #9746402        
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I just love England’s expression


It’s my life in one image




Utter


Life numbing



Confusion


24/7






It kinda sucks

5 years ago #9814281        
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Someone call Gordon Ramsey

6 years ago #9746141        
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I can cook absolutely anything.

...as long as there are instructions on the box.


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6 years ago #9746572        
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That's what you fucking get when you let Gordon fucking Ramsay scare people out of their fucking kitchen.

5 years ago #9799336        
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Me trying to cook anything other than noodles and eggs.

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