1 year ago #9503988          

1 year ago #9505141          

@Dayvi
This is gold!

1 year ago #9504704          

Maplepoo? Seriously we don't put maple syrup on everything! Mostly just breakfast foods, on dinner sometimes, in*some* health items, bath products, it's a good degreaser, gets gum outta your hair pretty well, oh and it's a good mosquito repellant but I SWEAR that's it!!! ;)

1 year ago #9505009          

@pullabelly you forgot whiskey.

1 year ago #9505538          

@pullabelly
Well then, perhaps it's time to come up with a recipe for Dutch cheese, frikadeller or herring with maple syrup.

12 months ago #9509411          

Uhoh! Looks like trump might have to build a wall to keep Americans in!

1 year ago #9504293          

I did move to Canada after the second election of G.W. Bush. It took years and lots of money, but my wife and I eventually got in via the "Skilled Worker" program.

I have no regrets.

1 year ago #9504375          

@Maritime_Canuck A very reasonable choice under such circumstances. Bush jr. was ... not a good president (major undertatement).

1 year ago #9505173          

@Maritime_Canuck My wife and I moved to Ireland for similar sentiments, though it was well in to the Obama presidency before managing it. Even with a democrat in office US culture remains strongly anti-intellectual and too automobile-dependent. No regrets at all.

6 months ago #9583579          

Maybe Canada should build a wall of his own and make America pay for it

3 months ago #9628402          

@Mikhails I have a meme on my phone dedicated to that very thought XD

1 year ago #9504245          

OMG sister netherlands is soooo cute :O

1 year ago #9504179          

OMG another american election.... Why do americans think, that everyone must know and care?! We don't care!!!!! This is your "chosen by god" country problem!
Well if the old hag wins she will propably invade more countries than Trump. but plz. 2-3 bombing runs don't really matter

1 year ago #9504180          

@Elzo

Take it up with management.
As far as I can tell, no American is on the editorial board for this webcomic.

P.S. They do matter, if you're trying to deflect a scandal...and also if you're one of the people being bombed, of course.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

1 year ago #9504187          

@Elzo most of us don't want to know the presidents either. we aren't the ones fueling the signal fire! i would rather it be like Canada, where maybe once in a while we learn about their PM and then back to having serial killers in small towns and hating the inuit. and kevin smith.

1 year ago #9504199          

'@Elzo'
I guess Denmark became the 51st state when nobody was looking, because I had no idea Humon was American.

1 year ago #9504273          

@sagas Aalborg already celebrated the 4th of July with us, it's only a matter of time

1 year ago #9504210          

@Elzo - Don't hate us just because we can yell louder... xD

1 year ago #9504216          

@Mecharic
Actually...I'm pretty sure that's a valid reason to hate us.

1 year ago #9505071          

@SeanR - NO IT ISN'T!!!!! *eagle screech, shotgun blast, fireworks, and an american flag all in the background... loudly!*

xD

1 year ago #9504601          

@Mecharic
Yelling is the cornerstone of democracy.
The "cracy" part of demos + cracy.
The Novgorod Veche style.
The finnic Kärajad style.
The (Al)Thing.

1 year ago #9506587          

@Mecharic We don't hate you because you can yell louder, we hate you because you do yell louder, whether you need to or not.

5 months ago #9595998          

Maplepoo... I'm crying xDD

3 months ago #9628401          

@Flamarus pssshh, we don't say oh maplepoo! It's oh maplesnaps! XD (I am kidding on so many levels)

3 months ago #9631923          

@SupremeMaple Oh Maplepop! Don't let the secret out!

1 year ago #9504801          

Sorry Canada, but it looks like a lot of us Brits might be joining America on your sofa.

1 year ago #9504838          

@BritishKnight You can have the attic (north of about 52 degrees); it's pretty wide open. Enjoy.

1 year ago #9505902          

@jbrains I can live with that.

1 year ago #9504886          

@BritishKnight I feel like Canada is one of the most ideal roommates to temporarily set up camp with. Very even-keeled and non-threatening.

1 year ago #9504111          

The funniest thing is all these people being like "Yeah Trump! No immigration!" and then they're like "I'm moving to Canada if Clinton wins."
HOW DO THEY NOT SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THOSE STATEMENTS. HOOOOWWWW?!?!?!

1 year ago #9504121          

@GingerSwede

You misunderstand. It's "Yeah Trump! No (brown people) immigration!"
There are presumably fewer "brown people" in Canada.

1 year ago #9504146          

@SeanR lmao, right! It's just kinda a mask for racism.

1 year ago #9504166          

@GingerSwede

The ultimate "white flight".

1 year ago #9504473          

@SeanR Indeed. Man, they'll get a shock if they come to Vancouver. Whites remain the biggest single chunk in the pie chart, but quite likely not the actual majority any more. Whites aren't even the richest part of the population any more--that would be "recent uberwealthy immigrants from China pissing off everyone who's lived here a while including the other Chinese".
Man, I don't mind poor immigrants, whether it's poor Mexican immigrants, poor Vietnamese immigrants, poor Syrian immigrants, or poor Chinese immigrants. We've had wave after wave and it's all worked out, just a new batch of cleaning people replacing the previous batch and one more flavour of nice restaurants. Poor people work hard and get along and put down roots in the community; they find their feet and the next generation are just part of the fabric. And middle class immigrants are fine.
But RICH immigrants mess everything up--they drive up property so nobody can afford a house, they build all kinds of ugly stuff that messes up neighbourhoods, they use up services but avoid taxes, they're rude and entitled, and their kids are parasites who get people killed street racing their flashy cars.

1 year ago #9504824          

@SeanR "You misunderstand. It's "Yeah Trump! No (brown people) immigration!"
There are presumably fewer "brown people" in Canada."

Not from where I stand. It's more "Yeah Trump! No islamists who'll kill us when they feel like it. I'll move to Canada because it's safer." kinda thing. Remember: you do have afrikan-american in the us. And they are loved, well except when they go all out of hinge... But no one likes annybody like that anyway.

1 year ago #9506188          

@RevanNonaka Problem is they make no distinction between Muslims in general, and Islamists. They can't process that kind of nuance. To them, Muslim = evil terrorist.

They are also not to keen on ANY immigrants (except maybe white Europeans). They take issue with immigrants from south of their border, from Africa, from India, from China, etc. They're the textbook definition of xenophobes.

12 months ago #9509630          

@Scarab I've learned that not distuingushing between the two is somewhat wise.
Instead of the muslims, we gotta go after Islam as a whole.
1200 years of islam, and 9% of peace in it, what does that tell you?

1 year ago #9504123          

@GingerSwede It's easy, "immigrants" are those pesky foreigners who come into your country without an invitation to take your jobs. But if you move to another country that makes you an adventurer and a special snowflake. Especially if you are way more civilised than the people living there, which is always the case.
I guess that is how their mind works.

1 year ago #9504130          

@Linera

Two things.
One. It's those pesky minority members, who come into your country, take your jobs, and change the local voting demographic. I doubt very many people complained when David Beckham, Michael J. Fox, etc, moved here, but they looked like us.
Two. We're losing those jobs, anyway. If it can be moved overseas, it's going to Mexico, India, China, or somewhere. A lot of our domestic cars are apparently manufactured over the border in Mexico and Canada, both. I guess, technically, they're still "Made in America".

1 year ago #9504138          

@SeanR Yes, I know. I was not trying to make a solid political statement there.

1 year ago #9504136          

@GingerSwede "Ask your doctor if Cognitive Dissonance is right for you."

1 year ago #9504140          

@GingerSwede The thing is, nobody knows what Hillary is really gonna do. She has lied in pretty much any speech, just look at the whole email scandal. She broke the law, lied about it under oath, and is now being investigated for perjury. IDK how she got out of the email scandal with no charges, but I'm guessing the FBI director didn't want to be on the Clinton "Kill List". It's the only reason they've gotten this far.

Really though, anyone who was going to talk out against the Clintons have died of "natural causes".

1 year ago #9504147          

@leoleosuper

Hmm... Perjurer who apparently kills those with "information", or possible kiddy diddler.
That's a tough one.

I got mad at DC comics, back in 2000, because they put Lex Luthor in the White House when Bush Jr. won the presidency. (They'd given Clinton a walk-on, beside Cyborg Superman, but still a walk-on.)
I think DC Comics needs to put LL, or maybe the Joker, in the White House, regardless of who wins.

1 year ago #9504419          

@SeanR Lex Luthor as G. W. Bush? Besides the timing, I dont see the connection they made. After all, Luthor is smart. ;)

1 year ago #9504149          

@leoleosuper I don't really like Clinton either, but that doesn't make the thing I mentioned any less stupid.

1 year ago #9504198          

'@leoleosuper'
The thing is tinfoil hat chemtrails illuminati dave chapelle NWO fart.

1 year ago #9504733          

@GingerSwede Probably the same way some people think illegal immigrant and legal immigration are the same thing. How do they not get it? HOW?

1 year ago #9505330          

@Sleel Because if the legal immigration is from a region they don't like, it's being 'forced in against the Will of the People'...