Every time they mention the corona virus on TV I get this version of the song stuck in my head, and as it creeps ever closer to Denmark I find myself humming it more and more often...
Oh, little nCoV, nCoV,
When you gonna come infect ME, CORONA?
Ooh, you make my sinus run, my sinus run,
Caught you crossin' over the SEA, CORONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty crowd,
I always catch the germs that you breath from your filthy mouths,
Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye, WOOO!
My-my-my-MY CORONA!!
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to cough in my FACE, CORONA!
This illness a mystery, it's killin' me,
Now I got me an acute CASE, CORONA!!
Headache never stop, and this cough, got a fever now,
CDC, they think they'll contain, but they don't know how,
SARS-SARS-SARS-SARS-SARS-SOOO!
My-my-my-MY CORONA!!
When you gonna get to me, and finish me,
Is it just a matter of TIME, CORONA?
Is this just a cold or flu, or is it you,
Or is this sickness all in my MIND, CORONA?
Never see it comin', quarantine is a great big lie,
Everyone just chill, make your peace, we all gonna die,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-YOOO!
My-my-my-MY CORONA!!
@Hinoron Hey, probably a better investment than sports stadiums! I’ll forget by next year where I saw a particular game at, but I’ll never forget the two weeks I had stuff coming out of both ends due to AOL/Verizon Super Plague.
@Dan Corona can be found in pretty much every darn pub in Europe except a certain style of central european beerstube (beer cabin) where they view anything not made in Germany/Austria/Czechoslovakia as heresy.
@TuxedoCartman Considering the amount of rice used to make Coors, Bud Lite, and (I'm guessing) Corona, they all would be better classified as "carbonated crappy Sake."
(Calling Sake rice wine is actually a misnomer. "Wine" is defined as an alcoholic beverage brewed from fruit sugars, while "beer" is defined as being brewed from grain starch, but not distilled. Therefore technically Sake is flat rice beer, although generally it is much higher in alcohol content than other beers.)
@Tarmaque Sake is sake. Or rather, should I say nihonshu is nihonshu. (“Sake” is the Japanese word for “alcohol.” Yes, you’re sake-splaining to someone who lived in Japan for years).
'@Dan' no self-respecting virus would want to be associated with Bud Light. Maybe some pathogen that evolved to live in moose piss may consider the deal.
@nully I see what you did there... Good one. And that's saying something from a person who lives near Old Lyme and knows lots of people who got bulls eyed rashes from ticks if ya know what I mean.
@surrealtealeaf Some I guess call it fortunate, but it can also lead to unecessary fears. I too have Asian heritage (born South Korean) and I too have noticed more stares, though I try to ignore it. last time I went to Asia (Japan) was in April, long before any of this started.
do you know what goes good with corona virus.....lyme disease....
did you ever wonder what the extra was in corona extra? now you know
I hear that Cervecería Modelo are planning to change the name of their beer due to bad publicity they're getting due to this virus outbreak... it's now going to be called ebola extra
Oh, little nCoV, nCoV,
When you gonna come infect ME, CORONA?
Ooh, you make my sinus run, my sinus run,
Caught you crossin' over the SEA, CORONA!
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty crowd,
I always catch the germs that you breath from your filthy mouths,
Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye, WOOO!
My-my-my-MY CORONA!!
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to cough in my FACE, CORONA!
This illness a mystery, it's killin' me,
Now I got me an acute CASE, CORONA!!
Headache never stop, and this cough, got a fever now,
CDC, they think they'll contain, but they don't know how,
SARS-SARS-SARS-SARS-SARS-SOOO!
My-my-my-MY CORONA!!
When you gonna get to me, and finish me,
Is it just a matter of TIME, CORONA?
Is this just a cold or flu, or is it you,
Or is this sickness all in my MIND, CORONA?
Never see it comin', quarantine is a great big lie,
Everyone just chill, make your peace, we all gonna die,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-YOOO!
My-my-my-MY CORONA!!