You know it's bad when Denmark has to be the reasonable spokesperson for the group.

UGH! Finland stronk! no monster can eat Finland.

@bolt_fi Yea, I think the monster isn't going to survive that.

That monster looks like my father LMAO

Visiting Sweden at 3 am (gone wrong)

I blame Midsommar for this trend! Sure, the horror movies love the remote landscapes, but it’s actually super peaceful. Unless you're scared of too much fika or polite people. geoguessr

Blame it on Scania

Plot twist Sweden's not an atheist he was a polytheist this whole time

I think that's the perfect time to invite friends


atleast the ones you hate

If you could just lure Durek to Sweden, please…

-OHMYGOD!!! A HORRENDOUS MONSTER TRIED TO EAT FINLAND!
-Oh my word. How is he?
-He's been in surgery for hours now. Got half of his face bitten off. Doctor says he just might pull thru.
-Oh, thank heavens. And how's Finland?
-Getting drunk with Iceland in the patio.