You know it's bad when Denmark has to be the reasonable spokesperson for the group.

UGH! Finland stronk! no monster can eat Finland.

@bolt_fi Yea, I think the monster isn't going to survive that.

That monster looks like my father LMAO

Visiting Sweden at 3 am (gone wrong)

Blame it on Scania

Plot twist Sweden's not an atheist he was a polytheist this whole time

I think that's the perfect time to invite friends


atleast the ones you hate

-OHMYGOD!!! A HORRENDOUS MONSTER TRIED TO EAT FINLAND!
-Oh my word. How is he?
-He's been in surgery for hours now. Got half of his face bitten off. Doctor says he just might pull thru.
-Oh, thank heavens. And how's Finland?
-Getting drunk with Iceland in the patio.

Sweden is the reason why parents say don’t trust anyone on the internet

The monster reminds me of the scavengers from Rain World.