Remember your safeword

The safeword is Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung! Don't forget it.

@FrankNStein Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz!

@ImportViking @FrankNStein

Haha that is sooo German: one is Verordnung and the other and the other Gesetz!

Perhaps they used a Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetzschreddergerät to get rid of that law? ;p

@Fionia The point is that you CAN make infinitely long German words by adding more and more words to it, but only public officials and politicians actually like to do that. So yeah, those are mostly government agency speak.

@Fionia @ImportViking @FrankNStein stop! stop! Someone may have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

@FrankNStein
Bestrafe Mich?

@FrankNStein And the most impressive is that Google Translate gives me something understandable... Guys german language can be fun but a little crazy sometimes.

@FrankNStein Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung. That sounds so weird, I had to look it up. Google confirms it exists, but crashed when I tried to find out what that Verordnung actually regulates. I guess that word is not meant for use by the unqualified.

@FrankNStein I see its a long compound word, what do it translate to?

@rehnvall Regulation about the legal authority to permit the transferral of land estate.

@FrankNStein

Thanks

@FrankNStein So Land traffic approval responsible transmission regulation?
My grasp of the german language has definatly deteriorated ofer the years.

@Fanouriou Regulation about the legal authority to permit the transferral of land estate.

@FrankNStein The English safeword would be Worcestershire

@Carolus_Rex Only valid if pronounced correctly...

@FrankNStein Ich mag Ihr kleines Spiel, hier ist meine Eintragung.:
"kindercarnavalsoptochtsveiligheidsinspectierapportagesuitslagbesprekingafspraakdatumsovereenstemmingsbericht".

it means: "Children's carnivals persession safety inspection report results deliberation meeting date confirmation message".

yes, just as in German you can string words together in Dutch as well, but of course it'll become a much to official term for the common man to actually use.

then again, I guess people would rather be massaged by sister Netherland than sister Germany.


Q: why did you go from German to Dutch to English.
A: because I can.

@FrankNStein LOL! I signed in only to tell you that IMHO your reply is even funnier as the cartoon itself. Thank you!!

@EduardoSilva Thanks

@FrankNStein i got this ---> Land transaction approval transferring responsibilities Regulation is that wut u mean?

@potatoe4life That's it.

I'm sure Finland might be interested in one of those massages.

@txag70 Doesn't Finland get them from Sister Russia?

@Myrica And sister sweden, so we know keeping things to one girl isn't a big priority.

"Women should be respected. Lady Germany should be feared!"

Why is France scared of being turned into dough? Get kneaded like one of your French Breads!

@Morket99 Take my like. :O

@Morket99 And then use your baguette properly!

"Turned you on yet?"

... actually...

So... I should date a German girl?

As my great-great-grandpa used to say to my grandpa, "Get wife strong as ox, she help push plow".

@CorruptUser
and then she will seed your fields and harvest the grain.

They both got some nice mustaches...

Come on baby, crush my Maginot Line.

Sister America wants to know if Sister Germany is queer, and if so, would she like to go out for coffee sometime?

@SistaWendy Since gay marrige is finally legal in Germany, I'd say: yes and with pleasure.
Just... remember to look in her eyes.

Sister Germany is definetly awesome! And as a german girl I feel very good represented.