Sour and Sweet

The highlands of Scotland are pretty bleak and almost nobody in the UK but the few locals born there would want to live in the extreme climate. However the northermost region of Scotland is called "Sutherland" --you guessed it -- named by the Vikings who thought compared to Scandinavia the climate was warm and balmy, like we think of the Canary Islands today. . . The Danes took over most of the northern part of England from the 800's, and the locals called it the Danelaw the Viking capital was Jorvik, today York, in Jorvikshire, --sorry Yorkshire where the local dialects (now sadly dying out) have many antique Norse words and usages.

I think it's nice of them to not break both his arms. How would poor England drink his tea..........So considerate

Also, why wear a monocle over an eye you can't see with?

@poodle_doodle Because despite the injury, England still feels a need for maximum poshness.

He's getting blood in his tea

@TheyCallMeMo who cares? Blood tea is freakin' delicious!

@TheyCallMeMo Bloody hell!

"We won't steal any more if that helps" XD

@mart021e England: "Once my arm heals up I'm going to Bombard Copenhagen and steal your fleet."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Copenhagen_(1807)

@PaxRomana yeah. Revenge is a dish best served cold..... I guess

*casually beats the shit out of england* "so anyway how was your day england?"

Consider it karma for how they treated every country they conquered throughout history XD

@SmilingPolitely It’s sorta like karma before karma is needed

@SmilingPolitely Maybe they became bullies because they were bullied in the first place !

@Isdaril #9795263
Maybe they became bullies because they were bullied in the first place !

Certainly you could say the lesson learned was that violence is a functional way to get stuff you want from people.

That escalated quickly

At least he can still drink tea, could've been worse

@Kyasarin you right there could have been a lot worse.

Oh my... How the tables have turned....

England got his revenge by meddling in the fate of the Nordics...

@Australian-Person England got his revenge by meddling in the fate of EVERYONE on the planet...