Tea-Party Crasher

Panel 9. Germany is so goddamn adorable

Germany needs a Rape Whistle.

Shame you waited so long to post! This comic is one of my favorites in the whole collection!

the anime nosebleed is actually supposed to signify a boner. after ww2 the japanese didn’t want to be seen as the savages they were painted to be by the western media, so they outlawed all genitals. this is where tentacle porn came from, because some artist realized that tentacles were phallic but not so much so that they would get censored. this also included boners, which are basically blood rushing into the penis. the solution? have the blood rush to the face instead. no one in japan actually has anime nosebleeds it’s just how they show boners (now for females!) because it’s what’s expected.

For the record: Its an old manga/anime trope.

When someone gets excited, their heart beats faster. People often get excited in the presence of someone they find attractive.

So in a Japanese comic or cartoon intended to have comedy in it, they take that to an extreme and say that the heart beats so fast that the blood vessels in the nose rupture and cause a nosebleed ranging from a more subdued trickle for more mature comics adding a bit of humor to what I refer to as "The Roshi Geyser" where it shoots out in a manner akin to a firehose.

@gamerlen heheheh Master Roshi

@gamerlen
As I'd been told, originally the thinking behind it was that in particularly innocent virgin boys, when they get sexually excited, their blood doesn't quite know where it's supposed to go yet. So, instead of filling the penis, it spurts out the fragile capillaries in the nose.

Of course, years went by, and this amusing gag spread to be usable on any overexcited person, male, female, virgin, not, etc.

Sweden, Japan, and England are, like, the trio of neat hair, flipped collars, and glasses/a monocle.

Germany is always the victim of Denmark and Netherlands' surprise yaois because it's a geographical joke. Germany is in between Netherlands and Denmark on the map. @Humon I see what you did there.

@ItsLlamaSenpai Yes indeed. And another is that even though Denmark and the Netherlands are so small, but due to Germany's calm and frightened (to do anything because of the WW's) he usually complies... Plus we're Danish and Dutch are just weird...

@Gelderland And probably high.

@ItsLlamaSenpai That as well of course ;) Although to be honest, most of the people that are often stoned/high are foreigners...

@Gelderland Yeah...

Still one of my favorite strips ever! Probably because I'm a degenerate weeb but whatever, makes me happy. Literally laughs out loud too.

I feel bad for Germany he probably got kiddnapped

We need more Netherlands