You'd be surprised how often I'm asked that question. It's usually by people from English speaking countries who can't speak any other language themselves.
And I google translated all of it from English, even the Danish, just for the hell of it.
Sweden: Why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: This way I have my hands free
Sweden: To have a fish on your head is just as much sense as having a boat on your head
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?
Denmark: Hey guys! Can I aslo participate?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? That's got nothing to do with the sea
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city
Finland: ... Are you making fun of my hat?
Sweden: No, Finland. You always think we're making fun of you
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?
Iceland: I also have funny clothes! Look! Demon gloves!
Sweden: Stop, this is getting too silly.
Norway: They're beautiful
Denmark: They're scary...
Finland: Are you making fun of me...
America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I don't know!
America: Shut up!!!
Panel 1
Sweden: I have wondered, why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: In this way I can have my hands free.
Sweden: That's too stupid.
Panel 2
Sweden: That makes just as much sense as having a boat on your head.
Norway: A boat? Why would you want to have a boat on your head?
Panel 3
Denmark: Hi guys! Can I join?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? That doesn't have anything to do with the sea.
Denmark: Yeah it does! It's a sunken city!
Panel 4
Finland: ...Are you making fun of my hat?
Sweden: No Finland. You always think that we are making fun of you.
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?
Panel 5
Iceland: I also have funny clothes! Look! Demon mittens!
Sweden: Stop! Now it's too stupid!
Norway: They are beautiful.
Denmark: They are creepy...
Finland: You are making fun of me...
Panel 6
America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I don't know!
America: Shut up!!!
You're welcome
(And no I don't understand Icelandic, Finnish nor Chinese. Only English, Swedish, Norwegian and Danish. So I used Google translate and LINE Dict Chinese - English to translate the others)
As a Finn I can understand Sweden pretty well so that's why I was able to understand most of this comic.
After all I went throw some old comments to be sure to have correct translations and made summary about what they are saying.
First screen:
Sweden: I've been wondering, why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: So that my hands are free.
Sweden: That's stupid.
Second screen:
Sweden: To have a fish on the head makes as much sense as to have a boat on the head.
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?
Third screen:
Denmark: Hi guys! Can I join you?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? It has nothing to do with a sea.
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city!
Fourth screen:
Finland: Are you trying to mock my hat?
Sweden: No Finland. You always think that everybody is making fun of you.
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?
Fifth screen:
Iceland: I also like clothes! See! Demon mittens!
Norway: They're beautiful!
Sweden: Stop! Now it's getting too stupid!
Denmark: They're scary...
Finland: Are you trying to mock me?
Sixth screen:
America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I don’t know!
America: Shut up!!!
As a self-aware American who realizes the rest of the world accommodates us to no end, I appreciate and am grateful that your comic is in English. Thank you.
Sweden: Why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: In this way It makes my hand free!
Sweden: Having a fish on your head is as makes sense as having a boat on your head.
Norway: A boat? Why I need to have a boat on my head?
Denmark: Hey boys! Can I join in?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? It doesn’t make sense with the ocean.
Denmark: Yes,it is. It’s a sunken city!
Finland:... You can mock my hat.
Sweden: No Finland.You always think everyone is making fun of it.
Norway: Lift?
Denmark: What did he say?
Iceland: I also have funny clothes too!See! Demon Gloves!
Norway: They're beautiful.
Sweden: Stop! Now it's too stupid!
Denmark: They are creepy.........
Finland: You can mock me......
America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I can't understand!
America: Shut up!!!
PANEL ONE
Sweden: Why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: This way my hands are free.
Sweden: That's stupid.
PANEL TWO
Sweden: Having a fish on your head makes as much sense as a boat on MY head.
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?
PANEL THREE
Denmark: Hey guys! Can I hang out with you?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? It has nothing to do with the ocean.
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city!
PANEL FOUR
*Finland says something* (Normally it wouldn't be translated, so I didn't translate this)
Sweden: No Finland. You always think everything is about you.
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?
PANEL FIVE
Iceland: I'm having fun too! Look! Demon mittens!
Norway: They're beautiful!
Denmark: They're creepy...
Sweden: Stop! Now it's too stupid!
So does this mean that Finland talks without the aid of saunas but we just lose it in translation? Also, does Humon think her comics are a big hit with americans and chinese people? Because as both, I love them
@FelneusLeviathan I dont think there is any way for the writer to do the finnish lines, only way would be by asking a real finn to translate it every time, because google cant help a single bit
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Norway: This way I have my hands free
Sweden: To have a fish on your head is just as much sense as having a boat on your head
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?
Denmark: Hey guys! Can I aslo participate?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? That's got nothing to do with the sea
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city
Finland: ... Are you making fun of my hat?
Sweden: No, Finland. You always think we're making fun of you
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?
Iceland: I also have funny clothes! Look! Demon gloves!
Sweden: Stop, this is getting too silly.
Norway: They're beautiful
Denmark: They're scary...
Finland: Are you making fun of me...
America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I don't know!
America: Shut up!!!
YOU'RE WELCOME!!!