Sheepish Food Cravings

Mary has a rotten lamb
that fills me with disgust.
She, though, likes the putrid taste;
her stomach's quite robust.

@HansMof Dammit.

+1

@HansMof So Jesus is the lamb of god and Mary had a little lamb means she gave birth to Jesus. Does a rotten lamb symbolize Zombie Jesus?

@Flatian Either that, or the sacramental bread communicants receive celebrating the Eucharist is a really bland skerpikjøt.

Hope Faroe never finds New Zealand...

@Australian-Person hahahaha I was just thinking that

@lxxxNZxxxl
Let's just hope she's immortal.

@Australian-Person sorry to tell you but we have muhahahaha

@elj78
Oh god

@Australian-Person lol

'@Australian'-Person i'm coming for you Australia would you like some New South Wales meat

@NeinNeinNein9 sir, you do know as New Zealand, i am his family pet (as in i am the pet of England, Australia, America, and Canada, including the sister countries) and with New South Wales as my kid, it'd be like eating your own grandson. so..... ;-;

@elj78 *when you're trying to get you're fellow sheep and kiwi's ready for battle, but the sheep, who are peaceful creatures, keep getting teased by the tougher kiwis* ತ,_｣ತ

http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2389/us-marines-brutally-ambushed-and-defeated-by-norwegian-kids.html?utm_campaign=shareaholic

maybe an idea for a new comic?

@wrongname Site is down.

@Karen Cached version:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:92s5XhC__WEJ:speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2389/us-marines-brutally-ambushed-and-defeated-by-norwegian-kids.html+&cd=1&hl=es&ct=clnk&gl=us

@wrongname There is a forum for suggestions of this kind: http://satwcomic.com/forum/comic-suggestions

@wrongname Here, I started a topic for you. http://satwcomic.com/topic/10199/the-fury-of-norwegian-tykes

The next time you include New Zealand in a strip, you should have her eyeing Faroe Islands suspiciously.

@rem1967 PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i always have

*horrified screaming from Wales and New Zealand*

Something to note is that most of these delicacies are only possible because of the particular climates of these countries, if you tried to make fermented sheep in say, England, you'd just get rotten meat.

Keep New Zealand away from The Faroes 0_0

@Fulgura holy fuck I agree.

@Fulgura Hmm... Now that i think about it, New Zealand has to be fat by now. Just look at them thighs, wouldn't mind taking a bite out of those....

Am i making it sound weird right now?

@Torur Not at all

@Torur *when you hear someone call you fat, so now you have run away then charge back at full speed to buck (kick) them to the moon* ಠಗಠ

I wonder who inveted this food, where they like: "Oh my, it looks like my belly is making the rumblies again, but I can't see any reliable food sources in my proximity. All I can find is this sheep that has been rotting for days with maggots crawling all over it, and this big, gigantic, collosal, massive, huge, full sack of salt. Oh well, here goes I guess..."

@ManBear Or "Well This sheep has been here for weeks, and smells funny. But we haven't finished it yet, and it's a waste of food to throw it away".

@Zervo Oh dear that totally would have been me....

@ManBear Those things are invented, how all lokal "specialities" where invented (according to a theory of mine). People where poor and starving!!!
How else do you explain Haggis, Kale and Brain-Sausages etc. ?

@ManBear Desperation has probably been the source of numerous recipes throughout the centuries. Though I'm still trying to figure out how people were persistent enough to find a safe way to eat fugu.

@ShoggothOnTheRoof
Decadence... The eternal race of Putting Something Special on the Table for the Bored. If it's actually dangerous, all the better.
In the case of Fugu, its actually quite easy to prepare the fish so that it's not dangerous, just make sure you don't hit bits with the knife. Which anyone who's ever cleaned out a chicken should know.. *DON'T* nick the gall bladder... ( won't kill you, but the taste.... ugh..) .
The "art" of Fugu is making it *just poisonous enough* that you feel it tingling on your tongue, without any further harm. Not my thing, but ymmv if youre going for a dare, and can afford it.

@ManBear

It maybe have been more like, "We'll eat it tomorrow".

Next year

"Waiting until tomorrow was O.K. We'll wait for two days now".

Five years later, "waiting five days will be FINE, I'm telling you".

Things can be gradual.

RUN NEW ZEALAND!!!!
RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
New Zealand's face:

@FinlandSatw I got scared and thought faroes had killed New
Zealand

@FinlandSatw just don't tell about this thing to Wales

Is that... New Zealand?
Does Wales know?

@LawOfTheSeas and New South Wales

@LawOfTheSeas bah, don't worry i'm still here :>If The Faroes DID kill me, you can bet my children (being their mother and all), Wales (being his wife and all), and England, Australia, America, and Canada (being their family pet and all) and my bro would of beaten his ass into the ground and so much worse, then probably to Denmark and all the other countries under Denmark's rules as revenge :>