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God Hates Sweden


I’ve been wanting to make this comic for a long time, but couldn’t figure out who Sweden should be with. Åland, you saved my day!

Some time ago I got linked to this site godhatessweden.com/filthymanneroflife.html
It’s an American site made by The Westboro Baptist Church and it's dedicated to all the countries God hates, and apparently he hates Sweden the most for various reasons, but mainly because it’s (Dun Dun Duuun!!) one of the most gay friendly countries in the world (If not the most gay friendly! Dun Dun Duuun!).

Only problem is, Sweden is also one of the least religious countries in the world, so he doesn’t really care. :XD:

In fact, the latest top five over the least religious countries in the world looks like this:
1.Estonia
2.Sweden
3.Denmark
4.Norway
5.Czech Republic

(With USA as number 44)

We’re not big on religion in the North. :XD:


17th May 2010

Tagged in America Sweden Aland


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1 year ago #9436787        
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Just want to say, Most Americans would not shed a tear if the WBC all died in a fire

3 months ago #9589438        
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WBC's existence is embarrassing to all Americans.

8 months ago #9531401        
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please don't lump all of america with Westboro Baptist Church we hate them to, like a lot.

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4 months ago #9577099        
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*COUGH COUGH* ACTUALLY IT SAYS MAN SHALL NOT LAY WITH BOY BUT PEOPLE CONFUSE IT FOR MAN SHALL NOT LAY WITH MAN AND THERE WAS A GAY COUPLE IN THE BIBLE BUT AMERICA IS JUST A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES *COUGH*

3 months ago #9581385        
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*Scoff* Republicans...

6 months ago #9555698        
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(sigh) I absolutely hate the WBC. They are not an accurate representation of Christianity at all. I believe that it is more than ok to be any sexuality, and so do most Christians I know. I think people are interpreting the Bible wrongly...

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Linoph

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7 months ago #9537582        
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I ship Sweden and Åland so much! <3 They are so cute.

10 months ago #9495763        
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In America's defense, homophobics are the minority here, at least here in Washington State (not D.C.). Also, everyone hates the Westboro Baptist church and it's not uncommon for people all over the country to send them gay porn and dildos through the mail. Here's their address if you care to join in and make it an international affair. :D

Westboro Baptist Church
3701 SW 12th St.
Topeka, KS 66604

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Hinoron

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1 year ago #9465233        
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Also in the Bible (mostly Leviticus, right next to "man shall not lie down with man"):
-- If a child curses its parent, that child shall be put to death. (To serve as a warning to the others! They had more kids back then; they could spare one.)
--If a man lies with an animal, then he shall be put to death... and so shall the animal (because that sheep was begging for it, the whore!)
-- If a man lies in a bed where a woman has had her period, he shall be put to death (Gee, I hope married couples are exempted. Pretty much makes premarital sex a capital punishment crime though. Maybe if you have your own rooms?)
-- "Anything from the water that does not have fins and scales is unclean to you" (So... I guess cancel our reservation at Red Lobster then... forever.)

They're not interested in living by the Bible (which is fortunate, because that involves a lot of murdering your children and committing suicide, apparently). They realize "Gays make me feel uncomfortable and think about things I don't want to think about" would be a completely weak, if honest, argument.

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1 year ago #9430122        
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Don't worry.

Most of the United States wishes they were dead. Especially since we legalized gay marriage

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