Maybe stop it now?
I kid you not. The comic is late because it's so hot I couldn't sit in the room where I keep my work computer.
Anyway, I have an app that updates me on the most important news, and the other day it informed me that a big blow-up flamingo had been spotted near Danish beaches. I think perhaps the journalists are suffering in the heat too.
27th July 2019
After a moment, I told him. “Go-ju do gurai.”
Him and another employee busted up laughing. A friend who was WAY more fluent than I translated, “He’s laughing because you messed up your Japanese numbers. You said it was fifty degrees in Las Vegas!”
I had to show him the weather site on my phone that gave the highs for that August, then the conversion for Fahrenheit to Celsius. The looks on their faces were PRICELESS!!! That bartender looked at me like I was some sort of monster or alien the rest of that night.