No day like today
Qin Shi Huang who united China wanted history to start with him, so he tried to destroy all documents about the past and killed every historian he could get his hands on.
He wasn't exactly successful seeing as I got this info from my historian friend from Sweden, and I assume he comes from a long genetic line of historians.
China
6th January 2017
20
Yep, that's where Historians come from. That's why colleges make their history majors submit to blood tests, because if we don't have that historian gene then we'd just be wasting our time.