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Denmark have some of the strictest food laws in the world, which is kind of pissing the rest of Europe off because it means they can't sell their stuff to Denmark.

One of the first things I noticed when I moved back to Denmark after having lived in England for a year was how quickly food went bad, so it would seem Denmark is quite picky about chemicals in the food too.


17th June 2014

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4 months ago #9616573        
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This whole comic almost seems as if everyone is trying to find out what food is good to give Denmark. XD
Denmark: I'm hungry.
Europe: Okay, I'll go find something. Hey, America! Denmark is hungry!
America: Alright, I'll figure something out. Hey, China! Denmark's hungry! Do you have anything?
China: I'll go see. Hey, Congo! Denmark is hungry! You don't happen to have anything on you, do you?
Congo: Well, I have some African food. Do you think Denmark'll like that?
China: No, it's probably been washed in poo water. I guess I'll just give him some of mine. Here, America! Some Chinese food might do good!
America: Eh, nope. Your hygiene standards are too low, and I don't think Denmark likes dog or cat meat. I know he loves American food though, so here, Europe, give this to Denmark!
Europe: Are you crazy?! You use WAY too many chemicals! Denmark only wants the best, and that's what I'm going to give him!
Denmark: So, do I get any food?
Europe: Yes! Here, Denmark! Some good, clean, European food, and I KNOW you'll love it!
Denmark: ... No. You use bad fat acids, I'm not eating that. I guess I'll just have some Danish food.
Europe: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

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9 months ago #9555398        
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This cartoon reminds me of a mistake I made recently, when I saw something about the Danish movie "I Kina Spiser de Hunde", and I'm thinking: " 'They eat dogs in the movie theater?' " Oops! I confused the Danish word "Kina" (China) with the Russian word "kino" (movie theater).

2 years ago #9389058        
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Danish meat is seen as low standard in Sweden since they don't treat their animals so good.

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txag70

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2 years ago #9384295        
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Never heard of the Emu war? Australians helped us win WWII but before that.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

8 months ago #9561349        
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At the same time, when I lived in Denmark, people were allowed to smoke in restaurants. It was disgusting. I hope they've changed that now. At the time I kept thinking that Denmark was the cigarette chimney of the north. People were smoking everywhere!

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9 months ago #9556604        
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This is building on my list of reasons to move to Scandinavia. I should really write them all down (goes looking for pen and paper)

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1 year ago #9507769        
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Ah, how I love my country! :D

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IsaIna

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1 year ago #9506374        
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Just another reason to migrate to Denmark. *sigh*

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1 year ago #9500878        
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that's why they're so healthy

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1 year ago #9482233        
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This is just another reason why Denmark is my favorite!

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