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Denmark have some of the strictest food laws in the world, which is kind of pissing the rest of Europe off because it means they can't sell their stuff to Denmark.

One of the first things I noticed when I moved back to Denmark after having lived in England for a year was how quickly food went bad, so it would seem Denmark is quite picky about chemicals in the food too.


17th June 2014

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1 year ago #9616573        
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This whole comic almost seems as if everyone is trying to find out what food is good to give Denmark. XD
Denmark: I'm hungry.
Europe: Okay, I'll go find something. Hey, America! Denmark is hungry!
America: Alright, I'll figure something out. Hey, China! Denmark's hungry! Do you have anything?
China: I'll go see. Hey, Congo! Denmark is hungry! You don't happen to have anything on you, do you?
Congo: Well, I have some African food. Do you think Denmark'll like that?
China: No, it's probably been washed in poo water. I guess I'll just give him some of mine. Here, America! Some Chinese food might do good!
America: Eh, nope. Your hygiene standards are too low, and I don't think Denmark likes dog or cat meat. I know he loves American food though, so here, Europe, give this to Denmark!
Europe: Are you crazy?! You use WAY too many chemicals! Denmark only wants the best, and that's what I'm going to give him!
Denmark: So, do I get any food?
Europe: Yes! Here, Denmark! Some good, clean, European food, and I KNOW you'll love it!
Denmark: ... No. You use bad fat acids, I'm not eating that. I guess I'll just have some Danish food.
Europe: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

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2 years ago #9556604        
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This is building on my list of reasons to move to Scandinavia. I should really write them all down (goes looking for pen and paper)

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2 years ago #9555398        
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This cartoon reminds me of a mistake I made recently, when I saw something about the Danish movie "I Kina Spiser de Hunde", and I'm thinking: " 'They eat dogs in the movie theater?' " Oops! I confused the Danish word "Kina" (China) with the Russian word "kino" (movie theater).

IsaIna

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2 years ago #9506374        
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Just another reason to migrate to Denmark. *sigh*

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3 years ago #9389058        
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Danish meat is seen as low standard in Sweden since they don't treat their animals so good.

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txag70

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3 years ago #9384295        
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Never heard of the Emu war? Australians helped us win WWII but before that.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

21 hours ago #9773798        
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*raises skeptical eyebrow* From what I've read of the comics, Denmark's cuisine seems to consist of yoghurt, more yoghurt, lots of processed milk products with yoghurt in them, pickled herring, and delicious fatty pastries. Am I missing something?

2 months ago #9752792        
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It was at this moment, Denmark knew, He f*cked up

7 months ago #9704917        
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DOG AND CAT MEAT? D:> ? :curls up in ball and cries, whilst hugging my Husky, and 2 cats:

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11 months ago #9664595        
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...Subjects?

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