Picky Denmark

This whole comic almost seems as if everyone is trying to find out what food is good to give Denmark. XD
Denmark: I'm hungry.
Europe: Okay, I'll go find something. Hey, America! Denmark is hungry!
America: Alright, I'll figure something out. Hey, China! Denmark's hungry! Do you have anything?
China: I'll go see. Hey, Congo! Denmark is hungry! You don't happen to have anything on you, do you?
Congo: Well, I have some African food. Do you think Denmark'll like that?
China: No, it's probably been washed in poo water. I guess I'll just give him some of mine. Here, America! Some Chinese food might do good!
America: Eh, nope. Your hygiene standards are too low, and I don't think Denmark likes dog or cat meat. I know he loves American food though, so here, Europe, give this to Denmark!
Europe: Are you crazy?! You use WAY too many chemicals! Denmark only wants the best, and that's what I'm going to give him!
Denmark: So, do I get any food?
Europe: Yes! Here, Denmark! Some good, clean, European food, and I KNOW you'll love it!
Denmark: ... No. You use bad fat acids, I'm not eating that. I guess I'll just have some Danish food.
Europe: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

@KofodDane this should'a been the real comic ;-;

@potatoe4life rofl

@potatoe4life it kinda is the real comic, just with more backstory

@SchrodySweden hummmmmmmmmmmm









true

@KofodDane good story

@KofodDane omg im in tears

European food to America
US "what the hell is this? It's a quartered onion and tomato bits on a tortilla shell with green things"
EU "it's.. pizza..."
US slams a huge box on the table with a giant cheesy bread disk inside covered in all the meats in the world "this is a pizza"
EU "we're both speaking the same language right?"

@Djanzad #9801361



USA: "These poor women have a genetic disorder and/or glandular problem that made them obese. They can't help it."
EU: "Nope. I'm sure of it now; we're not speaking the same language at all."

PIZZA IN ITALY,AMERICA, SWEDEN

ITALY: mozzarella and spinach and sun-dried tomatoes
AMERICA: cheddar cheese and pepperoni
SWEDEN: KEBAB AND FRIES WITH LOTS OF GARLIC SAUCE

@evildeuchland68 sounds delicious

@evildeuchland68 i only want to try kebab ._.

@evildeuchland68 Sweden again: Fuck it put A banana on the pizza ¨''snort'' hehehehehe

It was at this moment, Denmark knew, He f*cked up

This is building on my list of reasons to move to Scandinavia. I should really write them all down (goes looking for pen and paper)

@ScottishHetalianCat
My steak was so fresh, when I stabbed it with my fork, it went MOOOOOO!!!

@The_Yellow_Ardvark (sniff) I do hope you said thank you

@ScottishHetalianCat
Of course I did. Then stabbed a potato.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark oh, I ate one of them raw once. it wasn't very nice...

@ScottishHetalianCat

Why?

@The_Yellow_Ardvark I wanted to see what it tasted like...

@ScottishHetalianCat

Ok then, try a sprout next time.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark I have. It wasn't very nice either.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark That sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say.

Danish meat is seen as low standard in Sweden since they don't treat their animals so good.

@Svenskefan so true.

@Trogdr Are we the tip of the iceberg? Now it feels like we are.

@Svenskefan oh yes we are. Also for some reason i dont see a lot of people mad about how socialdemokraterna stabbed vänsterpartiet in the back. Which i hate by the way ;-;

@Trogdr Yes horrible Those pseudo-right winging class traitors.

my brother just another me

imma eat it all

Too clean...too safe...then too boring
Sometimes u just need natural causes of death.....like diseases, earthquakes, tsunami, poor neighbor kill u, snake bite, etc.
So.... no need to legalize euthanasia


We're all Gonna Die... Eventually

god i want some real food X_X
where does italy sit in this 'list'? is it counted in EU? i hear italy in particular has very good-for-you food, with all that olive oil and such stuff. i dont know anyone there and i dont know how well i would survive under their laws, but italian food, language, and architecture are so absolutely wonderful to me i want so bad to live there D=