The Oresund Song

Methinks Sweden doth protest too much.....*wink,wink*

@poodle_doodle Just because Sweden's gay doesn't mean he's automatically up for "boating". He's shown to be fairly committed to Aland (except when alcohol is involved).

@PaxRomana I know. They're so cute together! I heart Sweden-Aland

@PaxRomana Who's Aland? Does that come later?

@OscarLeigh Aland is Finland's brother/indentured servant as well as Sweden's Boyfriend.

http://satwcomic.com/make-a-good-impression

You love it, Sweden. Don't deny it.

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So umm... where does one find an official video. For research purposes ;)

@SmilingPolitely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-8aYfI5kfo

Wow! Sweden caught a fish while flailing his arms around...

For anyone interested, here is the translation of the lyrics (I got it off of a YouTube comment)
I understand now why Sweden wants the radio turned off so badly.

Swede: In a small boat, we are kissing
Dane: In the middle of Öresund, two gays in love are sitting
Swede: A moment of lovemaking in Öresund
Dane: Kiss me with your full beard mouth
Swede: Sure/yes my Danish friend

CHORUS Swede: We’re banging out on the sound (Öresund), it’s our secret tradition
Dane: We cuddle a bit, and snuggle gently
Swede: and taste a bit on each others’ sausages, taste the sausage of mine
Dane: Hey, now what is that? There’s a boat coming closer
Swede: See the Norwegian flag? There’s a lone man in the boat
Norwegian: Hello there, my name is Kjell, can I join in tonight?
Dane: Yes, yes, naturally/of course

CHORUS Swede: We’re banging out on the sound
Norwegian: It’s good to be three, the boat sways a bit
Dane: We fuck gently
Swede: And surely we get it in the canal
All: In the canal

CHORUS Swede: Yes we’re banging out on the sound
Norwegian: Can I blow your worm?
Swede: Yes eat my branch (direct trans. Scandinavian slang for blowjob, hope you got that) so it gets clean
Dane: Hold me and say that I’m your hugging bear
Norwegian and Swede: Our hugging bear
Instrumental part (mostly saw)

CHORUS All: Yes we’re banging out on the sound
Norwegian: We have big gay get-together/gathering
Dane: You’re so beautiful
Swede: Do I get to see your cock?
Norwegian: Surely, I don’t wear any pants
Swede and Dane: No pants

CHORUS All: We’ve banged out on the sound
Dane: And practiced butt gymnastics
Norwegian: We’ll meet again
Swede: Good bye my friend
All: Next Saturday we’ll bang on Öresund, once again, once again

@Kyasarin Good lord, that's perfect. Butt gymnastics. And sausages. I can't.

@Kyasarin maybe so much better not in English..

Haha, love the song.

@QueenAmelia Haha, me too xD

Well, hey. It's not like the American radio songs are that different.

Anyone want a fanfic based off of this?

@chaosgirl13 Yes, so much

@SmilingPolitely
On it...

.... wut?

@potatoe4life you don't understand

@VanessaLeskinen Miss potatoelife, I means they had coitus in a rowboat on a river between those three countries.