Scandinavia and the World
advert

Comments :


 
Tulisilli

314 O
Topic: What's On Your Mind #93 1 year ago #9391368          

Nooooooooooooooo!!! Why are there upvotes and downvotes?! No one other than me will upvote my comments!!


show replies




Topic: What's On Your Mind #94 1 year ago #9395253          

btbn



Tartock

19 M
Fishy Situation 1 year ago #9402965          

And then there's Finland, who beat the shit out of Russia by themselves, beat the shit out of Russia with the aid of Germany, and then beat the shit out of Germany.

show replies















Tulisilli

314 O
Topic: What's On Your Mind #94 1 year ago #9395000          

Ok, I'll try to upvote this comment a bunch of times just because I'm bored

UPDATE: gave up



Brightest Sheep in the Field 1 year ago #9394457          

Actually.. at least some of the time, what happens is a ram has a paint pad strapped to his belly, then he's released into a field of ewes.
The farmer knows which ewes are pregnant by the fact they have bright paint spots on their back.



Lavender

17 F
Topic: test of nest and votes 1 year ago #9394272          

@Dayvi Maybe you could add a system that won't allow you to vote on a comment more than once. Actually, you probably should...
Self votes should also be disallowed.

show replies




The Exorcism 6 months ago #9474162          

Brother Finland comes from the school of thoughth which emphasises the need to create a hole for the impure demonic essence to leave the body. The more holes, the faster the demon leaves the body.

show replies





Topic: NEW nested comments 1 year ago #9391219          

@Dayvi
I really appreciate all the hard work you're doing for this site, I do. That said, could we please get rid off the nesting comments and go back to how things used to be?



Banana Republic 1 year ago #9398024          

This comic really separates the innocent readers from others.



Daniel72

39 M
Brexit to the right 3 months ago #9497045          

Please do one about how they then lost to Iceland in the EURO 2016 :)

show replies








Finn123

21 M
The joy of giving 9 months ago #9437054          

Despite this lovely gesture, there's some real bad blood between Finland and Norway.

It's called Swedes.

show replies




















Looking for a new home 1 year ago #9407074          

https://i.imgur.com/kdolaFV.png

I'll just leave this here and wait for the downvotes from the "moral highground" people.

show replies








Looking for a new home 1 year ago #9406484          

We will trade you 10,000 refugees for one Trump.

show replies








Brexit to the right 3 months ago #9497124          

Let it be a lesson for democracy: A vote is a vote. It has consequences. Don't vote for someone just because he said something funny on TV. You never know which part of his program he really will make comme true.

And don't redo the referendum until you get the result you like. It just kill the principe of democracy where the mind of everyone is taken into account.

show replies














Smithi

22 M
Topic: Let us hear your accents!!! 1 year ago #9400315          

@Finn123 nice upvoting your own comment 16 times btw XD



Manners are important 7 months ago #9465849          

Finnish people stare you silently until you hand the ketchup. If you hand the mustard instead, they'll stab you and keep staring you until you hand the ketchup.

In some parts of Finland they might stab you before staring. Just in case, to avoid misunderstanding.

show replies









HansMof

40 M
Sheepish Food Cravings 8 months ago #9446542          

Mary has a rotten lamb
that fills me with disgust.
She, though, likes the putrid taste;
her stomach's quite robust.

show replies






Not English 7 months ago #9465852          

Sweden: Why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: This way I have my hands free

Sweden: To have a fish on your head is just as much sense as having a boat on your head
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?

Denmark: Hey guys! Can I aslo participate?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? That's got nothing to do with the sea
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city

Finland: ... Are you making fun of my hat?
Sweden: No, Finland. You always think we're making fun of you
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?

Iceland: I also have funny clothes! Look! Demon gloves!
Sweden: Stop, this is getting too silly.
Norway: They're beautiful
Denmark: They're scary...
Finland: Are you making fun of me...

America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I don't know!
America: Shut up!!!

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

show replies












sneachda

247 F
Topic: General Help Thread 7 months ago #9461538          

Dear mods and Dayvi, could you please help me and a few others who want to get rid of that creepy person that is flyingbanana? (which is his, what? 4th? 5th? 6th account?)
I wanted to leave the forums until he disappears but the guy likes to play the obsessed man with emotional issues from a shitty romantic novel (you get the idea of the character) and never goes aways.

Thanks in advance.

PS : I think Creazyman was less bothersome than him.

show replies





jakobdam

34 M
Force was needed 10 months ago #9432241          

"Great Queen, should we send our army to the warzones in the world, to help dealing with tyrants and madmen?"
- "Nay!"
"Then should we send them to poor places to help the local population deal with hunger and diseases?"
- "Nay!"
"Then, Great Queen, to whence should we send our armies?"
- "We bid You to stay the army in our country, for it shall help us deal with an ancient enemy which is about to attempt an invasion yet again."
"I bow to your wisdom, but may I inquire which age old enemy? Is it the Germans? Or the French? Or Irel-"
- "Nay, it is the RAIN!"

And thus, England bade its mighty armies to use its power to combat the rain.


show replies






Finn123

21 M
Topic: Let us hear your accents!!! 1 year ago #9400329          

'@Iateapenguin'
[quote]This is coming from someone who thinks people need to be less butthurt[/quote]
Absolutely.

[quote]who thinks it's perfectly fine to post offensive comments and images about a contentious subject like Islam[/quote]

I have no clue what you're talking about, I don't remember posting any islam related images, nor have I ever posted anything offensive about islam either. Besides, even if had, it wouldn't be any worse than the trolling of Smithi and Svenskefan since they're obviously both looking to annoy. :P

In case you thought I was offended by something here, I am not, since I am inoffendable. It just occured to me that if you can't allow <i>innocent jokes</i> about the arabic phrase for "god is great", you can't allow <i>intentionally provocative</i> mongol slurs either.

show replies








It's nothing 3 months ago #9501177          

Damn it, would everyone just realize that Rome wasn't build in a day, regardless of going into the EU or leaving it you will have problems, geez, seems everyone is forgetting how absolutly shitty the introduction of the Euro went, and how it continues to be unstable, just like Scandinavia didn't crash and burn after the end of the Kalmar union, Britain or England won't be either, the thought is simply absurd.

Also as far as i'm aware leaving the EU wasn't their problem at all, but rather the fact that their politicians are fucking morons and that whole NHS debaucle.

show replies







Two ways about it 9 months ago #9443151          

This is an oldie, but I think it belongs here.

Weather effects in Finland and rest of the World:
+15c Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10c French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5c Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
... 0c Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thinkens a bit.
-5c First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10c Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20c Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
-30c Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-40c Fake Santas are moving to south. Finnish army cancels winter training due to warm weather.
-50c Daninsh people are loosing their teeth. Finns rent movies and stay indoors.
-60c Polarbears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts its winter training.
-70c Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva can't be stored outdoors anymore.
-273c ABsolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300c Hell freezes over. Finland wins soccer World Cup.

P.S. Personally I feel that in the last remark it would've sufficed to claim that Finland qualifies to the competition. Then again, according to the logic of the joke, other people probably would have perished already, so the win would be inevitable.

show replies











Force was needed 10 months ago #9431827          

Can you prove that it ISN'T what they used the army for?



jakobdam

34 M
Viking Blood 11 months ago #9422568          

Once upon a time, our ancestors sailed to England to rape the women and plunder the rich. Nowadays, we just send our sperm by air mail, and the English people pays up when we send them the bills.

We have indeed evolved - much easier, less screaming and more profitable. What's not to like? ^_^

show replies























Adult kindergarteners 12 months ago #9413452          

Now wait just a minute! Threatening people with guns to do what we want is OUR thing!

show replies









Home protection 12 months ago #9412202          

As an America it is very important to keep your drugs OUTSIDE of your gun. A pound of crack really messes with the loading chamber.

show replies





Topic: The 8th selfie thread (NIL): 1 year ago #9401670          

@waffledinosaur @Aurinkolasit
Finally! A little girl that i can stalk and send nasty emails to! My evil plan develops further, soon i will become the most creepy guy in ze world!!!


show replies




Lavender

17 F
Topic: Finland denial thread 1 year ago #9400910          

@SvalTheBard Please provide proof.



Topic: Truth and False 2 1 year ago #9403283          

@RognvaldsKin You can actually talk to animals in Germany, and soon, in most EU countries! No, I don't see the need in talking to them, sorry.

There are many more important refugees to choose from, why not Tibetan refugees? Three logical arguments, please.




advert