Clean up your mess or else

I think the reason Sweden is bitter is because he stepped on Denmark's Lego while vacuuming, and he wouldn't take anymore chances lol

@TexMex Obviously. It's our greatest weapon, and deadliest toy of all.

@emma19 The last time Denmark was invaded was 1940, the first Lego brick was made in 1949.... Coincidence? I think not

@TexMex It's our defense now! You try invading us, we'll wait until you sleep in camp and then steal your boots and spread Legos all around. You'll fail!

@emma19 Any invaders will leGo all they way home crying

Oof, anyone who does that to my yarn will quickly get a needle to the knee. >:[ Good yarn is expensive!

@Kestrad True

@Kestrad Then keep the yarn away from the floor!

@Kestrad I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a knitting needle to the knee.

Sweden sucks hard when he's angry!

@Losrandir So, I guess Åland is very happy when Sweden is angry?

@AlephFIN OMFG!!! HAHAHAHA xD

*America walks in*

HEY! SWITZERLAND! GIVE NETHERLANDS HIS YARN BACK OR ELSE I'M GONNA GET MUH GUNS AND FREEDOMIZE YOU!

@txag70 AND NO MORE BELLY DANCING WITH BIRDS!

@ShoggothOnTheRoof bekky dancing with birds? Wait what?

@ryttyr
http://satwcomic.com/america-has-spoken

@Australian-Person
Ah. I see. Lol

What he said

@ShoggothOnTheRoof How can you remember all these SatW references Shoggoth?

@ryttyr I reread the archives once or twice a year.

@ShoggothOnTheRoof That's still pretty good memory you have there.
Ever thought about putting it to good use?

@ryttyr What makes you assume that I don't already?

@ShoggothOnTheRoof
Did I?
All I did was ask if you had ever thought about about using that memory capasaty for something good. And seeing how you responded to that I am going to assume that you already have.

@ryttyr Are you familiar with the term "backhanded complement?"

@ShoggothOnTheRoof No, I am not. What does it mean?

@ryttyr It's a term for something that on the surface appears to be complementary, but when examined it's actually insulting. Like telling someone that a new dress makes them look skinny- it implies that without said dress they look fat. Telling someone that you hope they find a way to use an ability productively carries the implicit implication that you think that they're wasting it. Didn't think you actually meant it that way.

@ShoggothOnTheRoof Okay. I see. And no, I did not mean it that way.

Knitting is a critical survival skill in Scandinavia and it's fellow northerners. Not just against the elements, but to keep your hands busy so you don't kill one another. XD

...Though really, messing with a knitter's yarn IS likely to get a needle through your eye...Quality yarn is expensive, yo.

I don't think that thing with vacuum cleaner and yarn is even remotely possible. This looks like a job for the Mythbusters. :D

@real-cool-cat But they're going away! Never to return! T.T Ah those bittersweet final seasons.

I am supremely amused that the first two commenters have Sweden and Norway avatars.

Damn! If that's how powerful vacuums are in Norway, then they need to start selling them here in the US! They'd make a fortune!

Can you imagine the knot that has formed in the vacuum bag...

how rude >:[ doesn't he know how hard and long it takes for us to regrow wool? >:{ ESPECIALLY when it's cold! >8[

@potatoe4life he's not a sheep like you so no