Denmark the Artist
You thought I would ignore the Muhammed drawings? I’m a Dane! We fucking love to joke about it!See Sweden and Norway? This is what happens when you leave Denmark alone for too long. He starts drawing!
I have only sort of hinted at it so far, but Denmark is supposed to be racist without realising it. Especially this little incident gave us that reputation.
Bonus info: The irony of the flag-burning? According to tradition, the only way to get rid of Dannebrog (name of the Danish flag) without offending it, is to burn it.
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1st of October
The Nordic Band
Watch it here --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD5ImtmTT-wA little video I made. It’s just a series of pictures, not an animation, but I hope you’ll think it’s funny anyway. All I can say is, “Don’t annoy Finland when he is being creative”
Norway on guitar
Denmark on drums
Iceland on bass
Sweden on electronic keyboard
Finland on Sweden’s electronic keyboard
Yes, I know the music is horrible and the video is boring at first, but I strongly suggest you watch it to the end. This is all about Finland.
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30th of September
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Not a Nature Lover
Waterfalls are BIG and NOISY and they’re made of WATER THAT FALLS!!!! That’s some scary shit!!Sorry for all these “Denmark is scared of nature” jokes, but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo because waterfalls is something we defiantly don’t have in Denmark.
How he managed to not notice it before now is a mystery. Maybe he thought it was the sound of city traffic or something. Wonder for how long they'll be standing like that.
The picture belongs to http://xxmynightmarexx.deviantart.com/ and can be found here http://xxmynightmarexx.deviantart.com/art/Waterfall-05-103465048
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28th of September
Stop Your Meddling
Well, isn’t this how it works most of the time.See more of Denmark Norway Sweden America
26th of September
Too big for Denmark
Another “Denmark is scared of nature” joke, this time disguised as a cheap sex joke.I thought it would be funny to post this now after all that talk about their sexualities. Hopefully you were thinking, “NOO!! She’s turning it into a slash comic!” at least for a second. :giggle:
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25th of September
The Nordic Fellows
People have asked for a more realistic version of the Nordic countries from my comic for longer than I can remember, so here they are. High differences and all. Enjoy.From left to right: Iceland, Finland, Sweden, Denmark and Norway.
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23rd of September
Sauna Time
Well, Finland is a mute! He couldn’t tell them what they were supposed to do, so he had to show them!I just knew people were wondering what Finland’s hair looks like, and seeing as I never intended it to be a mystery, here it is.
And don’t worry. I won’t stop drawing these comics for a loooooong time. You just won’t get a new one every single day.
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22nd of September
Reality Hits
America is getting darker. It won’t be long before white people are a minority.America does not like!
And his hair is of course not turning black because it's bleached.
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15th of September
The Oresund Song
Heh, the song they’re listening to is ”The Oresund Song” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Hndsyfn6MA translation of the whole song won’t be necessary. All I need to tell you is that it’s about a Swede and a Dane who are in love and “enjoying each other’s company” on Oresund (The water that separates Denmark from Sweden and Norway) Then a Norwegian shows up and asks if he can join, which they think is a great idea, and they all proceed to have very gentle sex in the boat. I think the video explains everything else.
I imagine that right after this, Sweden starts wacking Norway with his fishing-rod to get him to turn of the radio.
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11th of September
How to deal with animals
A friend and I were watching the nature program “Life in Cold Blood” with the very British David Attenborough as the host, when my friend said, “Look at him standing there with his hands in his pockets, just talking about the animals. Try comparing him to Steve Irwin. If he was still around he would have jumped out of nowhere and wrestled that thing!”And the mental image was just too funny for me to ignore.
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10th of September