Eurovision 2015
Don't worry, colorful speech bubbles aren't going to be a thing from now on. Just this once it makes it easier to see who is saying what.Sadly I didn't have a lot of time to make this year's Eurovision comic, but no way could anything keep me from making one!
I have to admit I though this year was pretty boring. Not because of Austria, they did a great job, but because most of the artists decided to act classy which equals super boring Eurovision for me. I need lots of stupid costumes! Crazy dancers! Huge fireworks! I need Eurovision to be weird dammit!
The host country Austria got zero points.
Sweden was as always stoked to win. Nobody in the world loves Eurovision more than them, so no wonder they win so often.
Australia got to join this year as a special one time thing. They did great and are welcome in the future if the powers that be allows it.
The last two times Sweden won, Denmark won the year after, so it's a bit of a running joke in Denmark to say "Oh no, we can't effort Eurovision again already!" before we've even won.
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26th of May
Favorite Friends
My housemate came home and handed me an article from a Danish newspaper that had asked it's readers which countries they liked best.It came as a surprise to no one that Norway was the runaway winner, because the Danes have historically always been incredibly fond of their old colony.
Second came Germany because the Danes have been working so closely with them, exchanging tourists and what not, that old hate from the war is gone.
It was however a huge surprise that Sweden was number three considering our history and how ill we speak of each other on a daily basis, but it would seem it's all talk and the Danes are warming up to their old nemesis.
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19th of May
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The truth is out there
There are a ton of alien species some people believe visit Earth, but these are the most popular.The Reptilians, the Grays, and the Nordics.
I could talk forever about this, like the reptilians are usually considered the original inhabitants of Earth but are always lumped in with aliens. Also, they were invented by an American science fiction writer but were made popular in modern alien lore by an Englishman.
The Grays are an all American invention which is also why we see them most in fiction. The Americans make the most alien movies and shows.
Finally there's the Nordics, not to be confused with the actual Nordic people. They are called Nordics because they look like Nordic stereotypes and because they were originally only reported in the Nordic countries. They have since been replaced in Nordic UFO rapports with the Grays.
I used Norway to represent the Nordics here because he is pretty damn in love with himself and it's so rare that I get to show that part of his personality.
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12th of May
Small Talk
Every time I make a comic about Finnish saunas I'm told it's a running joke in Finland that Finns only make small talk in saunas.See more of Finland Sweden Norway Denmark
5th of May
Bad Boy
The Icelanders are masters of controlling lava flow using water.See more of Iceland Norway
21st of April
Postcard
This is the postcard seen in the Wish you were here comic.See more of Sweden Japan Sister France Sister Japan England France Denmark Norway America Germany Italy
20th of April
Day at the beach
Germans are crazy about the beach. If you leave them there, there is no guarantee they'll be the same person when you find them again.See more of Denmark Sweden Norway Germany Netherlands
14th of April
Too hot for this world
Heat makes the Nordics a little weird in the head, unless their country HAS LAVA COMING OUT OF EVERY HOLE MOTHERFLIPPING ICELAND!!!The Faroe Islands are possibly the coldest of the countries all year round, so he really doesn't handle heat well.
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7th of April
Real True News
The April Fools' joke about the Swiss spaghetti tress was first made by BBC in England in 1957. Afterwards they got calls from people asking for advise on how to grow such a tree.It was later "borrowed" by Danish news. Afterwards they started getting calls from annoyed wives who knew spaghetti was made from flour because it said so on the packaging, but their husbands wouldn't believe them because why would the news lie?
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31st of March
Ride the Dragon
The only thing that has been on TV in my house this week is Dragon Age Inquisition...See more of Iceland Sweden Norway Finland Denmark
10th of March