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Robots!
I know I'm just asking for trouble by implying that Japan is *GASP!* not perfect *OHMYGODZ!!!* but this was too good to pass up.They had a robot theme night on TV and one guy was talking very warmly about Japanese robots and how fantastic they were. The reporter then asked why the Japanese people loved robots so much, and the guy looked very apologetic and sort mumbled "Well, there's a lot of reasons, like they love dolls and everything electronic.....and they prefer robots to immigrants. It's not something people usually talk about, but the Japanese are pretty racist on that point" He looked so uncomfortable while saying it, which just made it even more funny.
Preferring robots to real humans is such a mad scientist thing to do that I couldn't ignore it.
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8th of July
EPIC BATTLE
Ah yes, Canada and Denmark's epic battle for Hans Island.Hans Island is the smallest of three islands not far from Greenland's coast, and Canada and Denmark have been fighting over it for years.
War ships from both sides patrol the area, and when they encounter each other they...show their flags.
When the soldiers leave the ships they...take the other side's flag down and raise their own.
Sometimes they leave a bottle of whiskey too.
Quite possibly the tamest war ever, yet USA and Sweden have tried their best to make the sides hate each other. USA's media have had stories about Denmark "invading Canadian soil" and Swedish media had a few stories about it as well and later comedians called Danish politicians and pretended to be Canadian politicians.
So far it haven't really worked.
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4th of June
Support Scandinavia and the World on
The Winner Is
Finally pulled myself up and did the Eurovision comic. But god dammit it was boring this year.Anyway, no one really knew the winning country, and everybody were pretty much going "Who the hell is that?"
Denmark's comment is from this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATO8oNzNGI
And of course Norway know it, but couldn't tell anyone because he was the only Nordic country that didn't get in this year.
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25th of May
Proud Finland
I wasn't going to make anything about Finland winning the World Hockey Championships because I don't care about sports at all. But then I saw that a Finn had written "Go go retarded lion!" and I couldn't help myself.See more of Finland Special Lion
16th of May
Brand New Equipment
The penis museum in Iceland finally got a human penis. The world is a better place now. 8DSee more of Iceland Sweden Denmark Norway
10th of May
Royal Wedding
The English are exited about the wedding for all the wrong reasons.See more of England America Canada
30th of April
Well Endowned
This is a joke on the Scandinavian state flags.Sweden’s state flag http://www.flagdetective.com/images/download/sweden-state.jpg
Norway’s state flag http://www.flags.net/images/largeflags/NORW0002.GIF
Denmark’s state flag http://www.printableworldflags.com/large-flags/Denmark_State%20Flag_Flag-258.gif
Poor Denmark isn’t quite as well equipped as his friends.
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23rd of March
Don't Panic
Everybody but Japan seem to be panicking about the earthquake. I was watching the news and the anchorman asked, “So how are the Japanese people and government taking it? Has there been any panic or chaos?” two which the reporter answered, “.....No. Not really”See more of Japan Europe Europe America
12th of March
How to keep friends
New guy is Austria. The silly mad scientist of the world.
Anyway, Denmark tying himself to Sweden and Germany is a joke on Denmark first building a bridge to Sweden, then deciding to build yet another bridge to Sweden, and now also a tunnel to Germany which he is already connected to by land. He is so freaking afraid of his neighbours leaving him.
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26th of February