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No day like today
Qin Shi Huang who united China wanted history to start with him, so he tried to destroy all documents about the past and killed every historian he could get his hands on.He wasn't exactly successful seeing as I got this info from my historian friend from Sweden, and I assume he comes from a long genetic line of historians.
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6th of January
Break the bars
Fun fact: The Scandinavian prisons are practically hotels compared to most other places in the world, but you have to pay for your stay. When you get out a bill is sent to you so tax payers won't have to pay for your stupidity. The government will then help you get back into society so you can get a job and pay it off.See more of America Sweden Denmark Norway Finland Russia
29th of December
Support Scandinavia and the World on
Non-holiday
I want Chinese food too on Christmas.See more of China Israel
23rd of December
Equal Fight
If you say Iceland is the most gender equal country in the world within hearing distance of a Swede you WILL get your throat slit.See more of Iceland Europe Sweden Svalbard
16th of December
Epiphany
A Swedish friend of mine works as a history teacher, and he sometimes send me little gold nuggets like this.We don't know if the Scandinavians kept using the English king's face on their coins because they thought that was what coins was supposed to look like, or if they did it because it made it easier to use the coins in England.
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9th of December
Goat Steak
OMG Norway! It's tradition!Every year a giant straw goat is build in Sweden and most years it meets a violent end. Usually by fire, but it has also been hit by cars and kicked apart.
People don't hate it. It has just become part of the tradition to try and destroy it.
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2nd of December
Nice time to stay indoors
To be fair, it's fucking up the rhythm of our animal life quite a bit.See more of Ethiopia Philippines America Denmark Norway Sweden
24th of November
Makeover of 2016
I warned you America would get a makeover if Trump won. This won't be a one-off joke either. He'll look like this for the next four years. Eight if America picks him again.Sister America will stay the same because she belongs to the American Left.
EDIT: I will be the happiest person a live if four or eight years a from now I'll have to eat every bad thing I've ever said about Trump. Sometimes realizing you were wrong can be the best feeling in the world.
But Nazi Germany is in this comic because a lot of neo-Nazi groups and the KKK have supported Trump publicly because of his xenophobic, racist and sexist views. So you might have voted for him despite of those things, but they voted for him because of it.
So I will be beyond happy if you and Trump together prove the terrified Lefties and the happy Nazis and clan members wrong.
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9th of November
Friendship Bracelet
That big fancy bridge between Sweden and Denmark? One of the more hilarious parts about it's construction is that the Swedes started their part before the Danes has completely agreed to it, so suddenly the Danes had to hurry up if they wanted to meet the Swedes halfway. That's partly why the train connection between the countries is a bride on the Danish side but a tunnel on the Swedish side. It was quicker and cheaper to build a bridge.You can however drive over the ocean all the way in a car.
EDIT: Oh would you look at that. I completely fucked up which side is a bridge and which side is a tunnel. Of well, yet ANOTHER unfortunately side effect of having a human do anything ever, especially one as stressed out as me right now. I hope you can one day find it in your hearts to forgive me for this grave mistake.
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5th of November