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A lot of Cinnamon
A weird Danish tradition that always perplexes tourists. It’s not that we expect people to be married by 25, we just want to throw cinnamon at people. If you’re not married by 30 we up the torture by throwing pepper..See more of Denmark Sweden Norway Aland
30th of October
Like a Shakespearean play
Admittedly, it’s probably only funny to me because I don’t have a car.See more of England Cars
7th of October
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We are in a very hateing relationship
Based on several stories I’ve heard from Swedes. Danes love to make fun of Swedes and Swedes love to make fun of Danes, but Icelandic people also love to make fun of Danes. Several Swedes have described hanging out with Icelandic people as “First it was fun to make fun of Danes together but eventually it started to annoy me and I thought NO! STOP! We hate Danes more than you! It’s not funny anymore!”See more of Iceland Sweden
10th of September
Alternative Ambassadors
Pro tip for America: if you want a bit of political sway or just want to strengthen relations to Denmark, send your “alternative” ambassadors. For some reason Denmark is extremely receptive to that and always get overly excited.See more of Denmark America
6th of August
Not so surprising surprise
It almost feels like a right of passage for Americans to make this joke when they visit Europe.See more of America Europe
24th of July
Too top to be gay
One way to avoid serving in the Turkish army is to be gay, but only if you’re a bottom. For a while they demanded photographic evidence but these days they only do a psychological evaluation.See more of Sweden Norway Denmark Turkey
9th of July
A true romantic
The history of flirting is fascinating.See more of Sweden Japan
18th of June
Superhero movies got nothing on Danish cinema
You thought Marvel movies were all the same? Then you haven’t seen modern Danish cinema. Not saying it was a bad movie that shouldn’t have won, just that it’s unclear why this particular movie won instead of all the other movies like it.See more of Denmark Sweden Norway
21st of May
Glow up
According to some old Arabic texts both male and female Norsemen aka Vikings wore black eyeliner to increase their beauty. Apparently it never faded once applied, which just sounds like they refused to leave the house without applying their makeup.See more of Norway Svalbard
30th of April
Annoying Landlord
A common complaint from Faroese people is that Danes keep forgetting about them because they focus too much on Greenland.See more of Denmark Faroe Islands
9th of April